（暗红血糊）
对 继续 不 别停 That's right Come on No don't stop
继续 Keep looking
你现在不自在了 对吗 You don't feel so good now do you
对 大点声 喊出来 See you let it out Out
我觉得像是傻瓜 I feel like an idiot
别太快 慢一点 Not so fast not so fast Slower
慢点 Slower
很好 很好 Good good
保持住 Keep it specific
嘴还是绷得太紧 Still a little tension in the mouth
很好 很好 Good good
好的 让她融入角色 Okay make her work peripherally
麦克… Michael
多尔西 是吗 对 是我 Dorsey is it Yes that's right
多尔西先生 你能翻到23页吗 Mr Dorsey would you turn to page 23 please
好的 我觉得你是说第一个场景… Yes I believe you mean the first scene
抱歉 第一幕的第二个场景 Sorry the second scene of the first act
第一幕的第二个场景 是的 准备好了就开始 Second scene of the first act Right Begin when you're ready
好的 没问题 Yes of course
亲爱的 你知道在巴黎醒来时 Oh sweetheart do you know what it was like waking up in Paris
看到枕边空无一人是什么感觉… seeing the empty pillow where
等一等 遮住你的胸部 凯文在楼下 天 你是什么人 Wait Cover your breasts Kevin is downstairs My God what are you
我是女人 不是菲利希亚的妈妈 不是凯文的妻子 I'm a woman Not Felicia's mother Not Kevin's wife
非常感谢 我们需要年纪更大的 Thanks very much We need someone a little older
妈妈 爸爸 彼得叔叔 快点来 Mom Dad Uncle Pete come quick
比斯克不对劲 我认为它死了 Something's wrong with Biscuit I think he's dead
我们要找更年轻的演员 We're looking for someone younger
他们用了晚餐 我能重头来过吗 开头没开好 "They have dinner " Can I start again I didn't get kicked off right
演得还行 你身高不合适 The reading was fine You're the wrong height
我可以更高一点 I can be taller
不 我们要找矮一点的演员 No We're looking for somebody shorter
我可以矮一点 Look I don't have to be this tall
我垫了增高垫 我可以矮一点 See I'm wearing lifts I can be shorter
我知道 但我们要找与众不同的 I know but we're looking for somebody different
我可以与众不同 I can be different
我们要找的是别人 不是你 We're looking for somebody else
比工作更重要的是什么 What do you care more about than working
角色是最重要的 但有时候爱也很重要 The part's the most important thing But love sometimes is too
能即兴创作就是剧作家… With improvisation you're the writer When somebody writes a play
写剧本的人决定哪里是高潮和低谷 你来表演 they decide where the highs are where the lows are Now you do it
你也许在剧本高潮的地方不亢奋 And you may not be high where they're high in the writing
在剧本低谷的地方不低落 You may not be low where they're low
你也许在不重要的地方亢奋 You may be high on "but " You may be high on "and "
当然他们写剧本是为了赚钱 Of course they were doing it for dough
其他人也一样 the same as everybody does it for dough
但归根结底 问题是… But the question is in the last analysis
他们为了赚钱在做什么 What were they doing for dough
你和我为了卑微的工作努力 You and me were advancing our little non Prussian careers
当事情变得一团糟 德国人没有肥皂剧可演 So when all hell broke loose and the Germans ran out of soap
他们想 搞什么 我们虚构 一个格林沃尔德夫人的故事 and figured "What the hell Let's cook up Mrs Greenwald "
你认为是谁阻止了他们 who the hell do you think stopped them
不好意思 我的表演 打扰你们聊天了吗 Pardon me is my acting interfering with your talking
不适合你的角色 不要去演 Don't play a part that's not in you
就像你上星期饰演凯蒂的时候 Don't say "he" or "she" like you did last week when you were doing Kitty
当你参演《Time of Your Life》时 When you were doing Time Of Your Life
如果你没办法融入角色 你就无法演好那个角色 If you can't make the part yourself you can't play it
警官 Sergeant
快点 找一位牧师来 Quick Get a priest
不 警官 不要找牧师 No sergeant no priest
但你要死了 托尔斯泰伯爵 我知道 But you're dying Count Tolstoy I know
以圣父 圣子 圣灵之名 In the name of the Father the Son and the Holy Ghost
我将你的灵魂献给上帝 I commit your soul to God
我的朋友们… 很棒 麦克 My friends That's super Michael
但我想知道你说这句话的时候 你能否走到舞台中央再死 But I wonder if you could move center stage on that speech and then die
为什么 Why
观众席左侧的观众看不到你 The left side of the house can't see you
你要我快死的时候 You want me to stand up and walk to the center of the stage
站起来 走到舞台中央 while I'm dying
我知道这很奇怪 但不得不这样 I know it's awkward but we'll just have to do it
为什么 我告诉过你了 按我说的做 Why I just told you Now do it
就因为你说的 Because you say so
对 亲爱的 Yes love
我饰演的托尔斯泰不会那么做 Not with me as Tolstoy
你得工作 You gotta work
你没有借口不工作 There's no excuse for not working
没有借口 你可能失业 There's no excuse There's unemployment
当我的朋友们和我开始演戏时 那时就存在失业 There was unemployment when my friends and I started acting
现在也一样 And it's not changed
百分之90到95的失业率 这永远不会改变 You got 90 95% unemployment It's never going to change
你是演员 你在纽约市 You're an actor You're in New York
没有工作 但你得想办法工作 There is no work But you gotta find ways to work
两份意式饺子 一份西班牙凉菜汤 两份沙拉 Two tortellinis a gazpacho with two salads
点餐 小牛肉排 五分熟 两份小鱼雪鱼 一份鸡肉 Ordering: Veal chop medium two scrods an order of chicken
一份小鱼雪鱼要半熟 One scrod underdone
搭配什么蔬菜 烤土豆 What's the rest Baked potato
情况怎么样 很糟糕 How'd it go Terrible
你重写了最后一个场景吗 我写了绞刑的场景 Did you rewrite the last scene I did the necktie scene
怎么样 How is it
它将改变整场戏剧 It'll change theatre as we know it
我们今晚回家后再做修改 We'll work on it when we get home tonight
那是我的比目鱼 That's my flounder
那是我的比目鱼 强盗 That is my flounder Robber
点餐 一份比目鱼 那是给客人吃的 Ordering: One flounder That's for the customer
我吃掉这些食物 所以如果客人问 我是否吃了他的食物 I eat these things so if the customers ask if I eat his food
我可以说：“对 我吃了他的食物” I can say "Yeah I eat his food "
你重写了绞刑的场景 很好 You rewrote the necktie scene Good
不用绞索 有绞索 Without the necktie With the necktie
有绞索 对 With the necktie Yeah with the necktie
不该用绞索 删掉比较好 The necktie's wrong You take the necktie out you got something
你怎么回事 我怎么回事 What's wrong with you What's wrong with me
我怎么了 遇到分歧令人沮丧 What's wrong is it's depressing to be disagreed with
沮丧 It's depression
今天是你的生日 你没提起 Today's your birthday and you haven't mentioned it
别说了 我是实力派演员 年龄对我没有影响 Don't start I'm a character actor Age has no effect on me
那很好 怎么样才能不沮丧 That's very good How does one not be depressed
不要试图去做伟大演员麦克·多尔西 或伟大侍者麦克·多尔西 Instead of trying to be Michael Dorsey the great actor or the great waiter
为何不试着去做麦克·多尔西本人 why not just try to be Michael Dorsey
我是麦克·多尔西 这有什么用 I am Michael Dorsey What's the payoff
真心地说 我是麦克·多尔西 好了吧 Say it like you mean it I am Michael Dorsey Fine Okay
惊喜 Surprise
发言 发言 Speech Speech Speech
等等 等等 Wait wait wait wait Wait a minute
首先我来说敬酒词 First a toast
敬麦克·多尔西 他让你记得 演戏的真谛 To Michael Dorsey who makes you remember what acting's all about
失业 Being unemployed
敬麦克… To Michael
他和我做了六年朋友 who's been my friend for six years
有那么久了吗 Was it that long
他是我的导师 他很棒 And who is my coach And he's just great
他是很棒的导师 很棒的演员 他是很好的人 He's a great coach a great actor He's a great guy and
我说的话真蠢 我们来喝酒喝到醉 This is a really dumb speech Let's get drunk
生日快乐 Happy birthday
（生日快乐 麦克）
你好吗 我是麦克 我是帕蒂 How you doing Michael Patty
你是演员吗 脸很美 衬衫很漂亮 你和谁一起来的 You an actress Terrific face Nice blouse Who'd you come with
我不想冬季花园剧院观众满座 I don't want a full house at the Winter Garden Theatre
我想要刚刚躲过历史上最大暴风雨 进来看戏的90名观众 I want 90 people who just came out of the worst rainstorm in history
这些人是地球上的活人 These are people who are alive on the planet
直到他们的衣服变干 until they dry off
我希望我有一家剧院 只在下雨时开业 I wish I had a theatre that was only open when it rained
斯特拉斯伯格说你要自己创造机会 Strasberg said you create your opportunities
尤他说的 我不在乎是谁说的 Uta said that I don't care
关键是 珊蒂和我要筹集八千块 在雪城演出杰夫的剧本 The point is Sandy and I are raising $8 000 to do Jeff's play in Syracuse
我们能做到 你们也可以做到 We're going to do it You could do the same
看埃米莉 看看谁来了 Look at Emily Look who's here
你可以在波科诺演出 You can do it in the Poconos
你坐着说 我不能工作 创作自己的… You're sitting around saying "I can't work " Create your own
她是不是很可爱 Isn't she cute
他爱孩子 真的 He loves children He really does
你做到了 你找到办法筹钱了 You make it You find a way to raise it
我在看你 脸很美 你是演员吗 I was looking at you Terrific face Are you an actress
有时是 有时不是 你参演了《Dames at Sea》 Sometimes You were in Dames At Sea
你看了吗 很棒 真的 You saw that Good work Really
你唱歌的声音很棒 You have a great singing voice
在我看戏的时候 我觉得我们之间有特殊气场 I felt there was an aura between us when I saw it
我没开玩笑 我不认识你 但我了解你 I'm not kidding I don't know you but I know you
我来告诉你 你的情况 你喜欢光脚在沙滩上跑 I'll tell you about yourself You like to run barefoot on the beach
你为何这么兴奋 这是我的生日派对 我失业了 Why are you so wired It's my birthday I'm out of work
就这样 没有别的原因吗 That's it Nothing more
对 我很难过 我帮你拿外套 我们聊聊 Yeah it hurts me Be the last one to take your coat tonight We'll talk
好吧 Fine All right
好吗 说真的 Will you Serious
抱我 下 Give me a hug
谢谢你喜欢我 Thank you for liking me
我不喜欢人们说 I don't like it when people say
我真的理解你要表达的信息 "I really dug your message man "
或是 我真欣赏你的演出 我哭了 Or "I really dug your play man I cried "
你知道吗 You know
我喜欢人们隔一天 I like it when people come up to me
或者一周后 the next day
对我说： or a week later and they say
“我看了你的戏 "I saw your play
怎么回事 ” What happened "
我能安排好 我要喂我的猫 一小时后回来 I've got it under control I'll feed my cats and be back in an hour
我去不了 我的室友想要写第三幕 I can't make it My roommate wants to work on the third act
你去不了 他想工作 You can't make it He wants to work
把你的手机号给我 我已经给你了 Give me your phone number I already did
我以为你换了号码 一小时前才给你的 I thought you changed it Since an hour ago
说得好 我来和他谈谈 我会给你打电话的 Good point Let me talk to him I'll call you
没人听到我呼救吗 我猜没人听到 Didn't anybody hear me Guess not
我被困了半小时 I've been trapped for half an hour
这是什么派对 What kind of a party is this
天 你们玩得开心 对吗 God you guys are having a good time huh
抱歉 Sorry
如果我要表演被困的情景 我会记得这次经历 I'll remember that if I ever do a scene where I'm trapped
不错 麦克 谢谢 It's nice Michael Thanks
谁 Who is that
马洛里 她嫁给了约翰 是的 Mallory She's married to John Oh yeah
我演了关于美洲印第安人自杀的戏 I did a thing about suicides of the American Indian
没人在乎 没人来看演出 And nobody cared Nobody showed
我认为美洲印第安人就是美国人 And I think the American Indian is as American
和约翰 埃塞尔·巴里穆尔 as John and Ethel Barrymore
唐尼和玛丽·奥斯蒙一样是美国人 and Donny and Marie Osmond
我认为那真的很令人悲哀 I think it's really sad
但我认为如今当人们做梦 but I think that nowadays when people dream
他们梦的背景地都不在祖国 they don't even dream in their own country anymore
真糟糕 And that's sick
我玩得很愉快 来的人 有一半我都不认识 I had a good time I just didn't know half the people
不早了 我希望这是一个惊喜 It was late and I wanted it to be a surprise
我邀请了十个人 他们又邀请了十个人 I invited 10 people They all invited 10 people
你见了40位陌生人 他们都喜欢你 You met 40 new people They all liked you
我听到他们说你的好话 I heard nice things about you
谢谢 杰夫 晚安 Thanks Jeff Good night
生日快乐 谢谢 Happy birthday Thank you
我认识的五人之一 很棒的派对 One of the five people I knew Great party
谢谢 Thank you
打扰了 梦中情人 Excuse me Miss Right Miss Right
晚安 这是很棒的派对 Good night It was a wonderful party
我的约会对象和别人离开了 我玩得很开心 有安眠药吗 My date left with someone else I had fun Do you have any Seconal
走 我送你回家 Come on I'll take you home
我确实很开心 真的 I did have a good time I really did
你不开心 等等 坐出租车的钱 You didn't Wait Money for cab fare
没关系 被抢劫的话 损失更小 我们走路 That's okay It's cheaper to get mugged Let's walk
如今的车费真的太贵了 The fares are really insane now anyway
你为何不开心 我玩得很开心 Why didn't you have a good time I did have a good time
怎么了 没事 What's wrong Nothing's wrong
什么 What
什么 没事 我很好 What Nothing I'm perfectly fine
我就是这样哭的 就像抽筋 I just cry like this like a tic
告诉我出了什么事 否则我杀了你 Tell me what's wrong or I'll kill you
没事 麦克 我真的很开心 Nothing's wrong Michael I'm really very up
你担心明天的试镜 是吗 为什么 You're worried about your audition Why
因为我得不到那个角色 为何得不到 Because I'm not going to get it Why not
因为我不适合 什么角色 Because I'm completely wrong for it What kind of a part is it
一个女人 A woman
你没有男人 所以你装作男人 You don't have a man so you act like one
你错了 布鲁斯特医生 我为自己是女人感到骄傲 You're wrong Dr Brewster I'm proud of being a woman
等一等 这家伙不尊重你 Wait a minute This guy treats you like dirt
因为他是德高望重的医生 对吗 because he's a big doctor right
但你不管 和他平等地对话 But don't take that Talk to him on his level
表现给我看看 Show me
你要用南部口音 You're doing a Southern accent
你错了 布鲁斯特医生 我为自己是女人感到骄傲 You're wrong Dr Brewster I'm very proud of being a woman
我没办法做得和你一样好 I can't do it as good as you
你能行 扭转局势 快点 You can Just turn the tables on him Come on now
你错了 我为作为女性感到骄傲 You're wrong I'm proud of being a woman
我哪里做错了 Where am I off
我不知道你在表演什么 我在表示愤怒之情 我很生气 I don't know what you're playing I'm playing rage I'm enraged
你让我扭转局势 我要发怒 You told me to turn the tables I'm playing rage
这是发怒 This is rage
我不会发怒 I have a problem with anger
确实 但其他一百位试镜的女演员 You do But there's 100 other actresses reading
她们懂得发怒 不害怕试镜 who don't who aren't afraid of working
她们敢于流露出感情表演 Who aren't afraid to stick everything on the line and do it
别生气 别做受气包 Don't get mad Stop being a doormat
我不是受气包 现在表演 I'm not a doormat Act right now Do it
你错了 布鲁斯特医生 我是… 继续 You're wrong Dr Brewster I am Go on
你错了 布鲁斯特医生 我可以用棍子打你吗 You're wrong Dr Brewster Must I hit you with a stick
你错了 我为作为女性感到骄傲 You're wrong I am very proud to be a woman
我为这医院感到骄傲 And I'm proud of this hospital
在我看到它被你的暴政毁掉之前… And before I see it destroyed by your petty tyrannies
发火 别展示给我看 Have the anger Don't show it to me
我会建议董事会将你开除 I'll recommend you be thrown out into the street
别忘记怒火 再见 Don't lose it Good day
别像三流演员一样抱怨 我说了 再见 Don't whine like you're second rate I said good day
不错 Not bad
你感觉到我很恨你吗 Did you feel how much I hated you
你真的感觉到了 所以我要走了 You really felt it That's why I'm going
我明天怎么能再发火 陌生人怎么能激怒我 How can I get it back tomorrow How can a total stranger enrage me
我十点来接你 激怒你 I'll pick you up at 10:00 and enrage you
（《Southwest General》诞生地）
布鲁斯富顿到电影电视部 Bruce Fortune to Telecine Bruce Fortune to Telecine
班尼特 在这里 Bennett Right here
史坦兹 Stanz
我该像那样吗 I'm supposed to look like this
你就是那样的 这不好笑 That is what you look like It's not funny
很好 别消掉火气 Good Don't lose that
不要装饰金属片 阿尔弗烈德 她要参加她丈夫的葬礼 No sequins Alfred She's attending her husband's funeral
贾姬 罗恩来了就让她们进去 Jacqui As soon as Ron gets here in
莱斯特 Lester
莱斯特 珊蒂·莱斯特 Lester Sandy Lester
在这里 Yes here
别这样 Stop it
茱莉·尼科尔斯 请去化妆室
再见 早上好 女士们 Bye bye Good morning ladies
带上你们的简历 跟我走 Please bring your résumés and follow me
祝我好运 Wish me luck
去死 谢谢 Fuck you Thank you
去吧 上帝保佑你 Go God bless you
这是《Southwest General》剧中 你们最爱的角色 Here you'll recognize your favorite characters from Southwest General
包括约翰·范·霍恩 他从20年前 including John Van Horn who has played Dr Medford Brewster
第一集上映时就开始饰演 梅德福·布鲁斯特医生 since the first episode aired 20 years ago
现在我们去第二摄影棚 剧集实际上是在那里录制的 Now we'll head into Studio B where the episodes are actually taped
安德鲁·多诺万 请去服装室 Andrew Donovan report to Wardrobe please
我没得到那角色 I didn't get it
什么 他们不让我读台词 What They wouldn't let me read
他们不让你读台词 他们说我长得不适合这角色 They wouldn't let you read They said I wasn't right physically
他们想要更强硬的人 我要回家 They want somebody tougher So I'm going home
我送你回去 回圣地牙哥 I'll walk you To San Diego
你在说什么 我要回家 What are you talking about I'm going home
我讨厌这里 I hate it here
天 我34岁了 我花了24块 买了这副眼镜 God I'm 34 I paid $24 for these glasses
我只会买东西 我想做女服务员 All I do is buy things I want to be a waitress
我不会去求助 但你要读台词 I wasn't gonna resort to this but you're gonna read
打扰了 泰瑞·毕晓普在吗 Excuse me is Terry Bishop here
不在 毕晓普先生为百老汇 彩排《The Iceman Cometh》 No Mr Bishop is rehearsing The Iceman Cometh for Broadway
他做什么 He's what
他在为百老汇彩排 《The Iceman Cometh》 He's rehearsing The Iceman Cometh for Broadway
那是我的角色 我本该… That was my part I was supposed to be up
我要去见一个人 别冲动行事 I got to see somebody Don't do anything rash
他会回来吗 Will he be back
乔治·菲尔兹在吗 在 Is George Fields in Yes he is
等等 你不能就这样进去 Now wait a minute You can't just go in there
麦克 他现在很忙 我发誓 Michael he's tied up right now I swear
等等 你能在外面等吗 我在打跨洋电话 Hang on Will you wait outside I'm talking to the Coast
这里也是海滨 纽约是海滨城市 This is a coast New York is a coast too
天 Oh boy
塞 你… Sy are you
玛格丽特 God Look what you Margaret
我断线了 重拨回去 Get him back I cut myself off
什么事 麦克 What is it Michael
泰瑞·毕晓普参演《Iceman》 你保证让我试镜的 Terry Bishop's doing Iceman You promised to send me up for that
你告诉我 我可以参与试镜 你不是我的经纪人吗 You told me I'd get a reading for that Aren't you my agent
斯图尔特·普莱斯曼想要名人 泰瑞·毕晓普是名人 Stuart Pressman wants a name Terry Bishop is a name
麦克·多尔西也是名人 当你想要退回一份牛排的时候 Michael Dorsey is a name when you want to send a steak back
等等 你总是这样对我 Wait wait wait You always do this to me
我不该那么说 我重新来过 It was a rotten thing to say Let me start again
泰瑞·毕晓普参演了肥皂剧 每天有数百万人看他演出 Terry Bishop is on a soap Millions watch him every day
那他就有资格毁掉《Iceman》 我的演技比他好得多 That qualifies him to ruin Iceman I can act circles around him
我在明尼亚波利演过那个角色 如果他想要名人 那是他的事 I played that part in Minneapolis lf he wants a name that's his affair
人们做这行是想赚钱 People are in this business to make money
我也想赚钱 真的吗 I'm in it to make money too Really
哈林剧院为盲人演出 雪城的人民车间 The Harlem Theatre for the Blind The People's Workshop at Syracuse
等等 我在雪城演了九部戏剧 Wait a minute I did nine plays up at Syracuse
评论家给我很棒的评价 但那不是我那么做的原因 I got great reviews from the critics Not that that's why I did it
作为一个失败者 你应该把心态放端正 God forbid you should lose your standing as a cult failure
你认为我是失败者 You think I'm a failure
我不想继续和你谈这话题 I will not get sucked into this conversation
我不说了 I will not
我给你送来我室友的剧本 里面有很适合我的角色 I sent you my roommate's play to read It had a great part in it for me
你为何要送来你作为主角的剧本 Where do you come off sending me a play for you to star in
我不是你妈妈 我不会为你寻找 让你做主角的剧本 I'm not your mother I don't find plays for you to star in
我提供机会 这是我的工作 I field offers That's what I do
谁告诉你的 经纪人仙女 Who told you that The agent fairy
我演那个角色会很出色 I could be terrific in that part
没人会投资那个剧本 为什么 Nobody's going to do that play Why
一对情侣搬回爱渠的无趣故事 It's a downer about a couple that move back to Love Canal
但那是真事 没人想看… But that actually happened Nobody wants to watch people living next to chemical waste
住在化学肥料旁边的人 他们在新泽西就能看到 They can see that in Jersey
我不想和你争论 我筹集八千块 投资他的剧本 I don't want to argue about it I'll raise $8 000 and produce his play
给我找任何工作 我不在乎 Send me up for anything I don't care
我可以拍摄狗广告 录广播画外音 I'll do dog commercials I'll do radio voice overs
我不能给你安排那些工作 为什么 I can't put you up for that Why not
因为没人会雇你 Because no one will hire you
我很努力演好每个角色 I bust my ass to get a part right
你让所有人头痛 And you bust everybody else's ass too
谁想争论托尔斯泰临死时… Who wants to argue about whether Tolstoy can
能够走路或是说话时走路 walk when he's dying or walk when he's talking
那是两年前的事了 那家伙是傻瓜 That was two years ago and that guy's an idiot
不可能都是傻瓜 你和所有人争论 They can't all be idiots You argue with everybody
你在纽约市的名声很差 You've got one of the worst reputations in this town
没人会雇你 Nobody will hire you
你是说纽约没人愿意和我合作 Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me
好莱坞也没人愿意 我甚至没办法给你找到广告合约 Nobody in Hollywood will either I can't even get you a commercial
你只要演30秒的番茄 You played a tomato
他们进度落后 因为你不肯坐下 and they went over schedule because you wouldn't sit
对 那不符合逻辑 Yes it wasn't logical
你是番茄 番茄没逻辑 它不能动 You were a tomato A tomato doesn't have logic It can't move
如果它不能动 它怎么能坐下 So if he can't move how's he going to sit down
我是站立的番茄 多汁 性感 搭配牛排的番茄 I was a stand up tomato A juicy sexy beefsteak tomato
没人演蔬菜和我一样好 我饰演蔬菜达到百老汇水平 Nobody does vegetables like me I did vegetables off Broadway
我饰演的番茄和黄瓜是最棒的 I did the best tomato the best cucumber
我饰演的菊芭沙拉让评论家震惊 I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass
我想保持冷静 I'm trying to stay calm here
你是很出色的演员 You are a wonderful actor
谢谢 但你太爱惹麻烦 Thank you But you're too much trouble
接受心理治疗 Get some therapy
好的 谢谢 我会筹集八千 投资制作杰夫的剧本 Okay thanks I'm gonna raise $8 000 to do Jeff's play
麦克 你连25美分都赚不到 Michael you're not gonna raise 25 cents
没人会雇你 No one will hire you
是吗 Oh yeah
桃乐丝·麦克斯 Dorothy Michaels
是我 乔治·菲尔兹是你的经纪人 Yes George Fields is your agent
对 好的 女士们 Yes Okay ladies
请带上你们的简历 跟我来 Please bring your pages and follow me
我恨这句台词 “你有权得到幸福” I hate this line "You have every right to happiness "
这是桃乐丝·麦克斯 这是导演 罗恩·卡莱 This is Dorothy Michaels Our director Ron Carlysle
那是我们的制片人 丽塔·马歇尔 乔治·菲尔兹是桃乐丝的经纪人 That's our producer Rita Marshall George Fields is Dorothy's agent
你给人印象深刻 That's impressive
恐怕你不合适这个角色 谢谢你来试镜 I'm afraid you're not right for this role Thanks for coming by
205页 你想要一号摄像机 或是二号摄像机 Page 205 you want camera one or two
二号摄像机 告诉阿特 我为何不合适 Camera two and tell Art Why am I not right
我想表明一个观点 I'm trying to make a certain statement
我要找特殊外形的人 and I'm looking for a specific physical type
卡莱先生 我是实力派演员 我可以按你的要求演出 Mr Carlysle I'm a character actress I can play it any way you want
我肯定你是很好的演员 I'm sure you're a very good actress
只是你的威胁性不够 It's just that you're not threatening enough
不够威胁性 Not threatening enough
手别碰我 否则我用膝盖顶你的要害 Take your hands off me or I'll knee you in the balls
够不够威胁 不错的开头 Is that enough of a threat It's a start
我认为我知道你想要什么 你想要讽刺的女性角色 I think I know what you want You want a caricature of a woman
证明一些观点 比如权力让女性变得男性化 To prove some point like power makes a woman masculine
或者男性化的女性丑陋 or masculine women are ugly
那些让你这么做的女人都可耻 Well shame on any woman that lets you do that
也包括你 马歇尔小姐 And that means you Miss Marshall
你真可耻 沙文主义白痴 Shame on you you macho shithead
天 Jesus
权力让女人变得男性化 有什么愚蠢的 What is idiotic about power making a woman masculine
我不是那个意思 Not that that was my point
麦克斯小姐 等一等 Miss Michaels just a minute
那是你真实的想法 还是你在试镜 Was that for real or were you auditioning
哪个答案能让我读台词试镜 马歇尔小姐 Which answer will get me a reading Miss Marshall
你很走运 Well good for you
来 Come
麦克斯小姐 好的 谢谢 Miss Michaels Yes Oh thank you
你真的认为她值得我们测试 You really think she's worth testing
她告诉我 没有哪个导演 能这么快让她领会到一个角色 She told me no director had ever communicated a part to her so fast
她这么说的 She said that
我喜欢她的… I like her
口音 accent
我得把它们整理好 他们不会察觉到有什么不同 I gotta get these back in order They won't know the difference
我有点紧张 I'm a little nervous
把他们想象成友好的人 如行刑队 Just think of them as something friendly Like a firing squad
麦克斯小姐 现在进行录像测试 Miss Michaels we're going to do a camera test now
号摄像机拍摄右侧 三号摄像机拍摄左侧 Let me have a right profile camera 1 Camera 3 a left profile
哪边 左边 What side Left side
你的左边是哪边 Which way for your left
什么 我的左边还是你的左边 What Is that my left or your left
等等 你在说什么 我的左边 Wait What are you talking about My left
你的左边 Your left
麦克斯小姐 没人和你说话 Miss Michaels nobody's talking to you
抱歉 我以为你想拍我的侧面轮廓 I'm sorry I thought you wanted my profile
三号摄像机别太靠近 三号摄像机 退后 Not so close on camera 3 Camera 3 back off
让她看上去更有吸引力 你能后退多远 Make her look a little more attractive How far can you pull back
你觉得克利夫兰如何 别开玩笑了 How do you feel about Cleveland Knock it off
这里就好了 赫比 That's good right there Herbie
桃乐丝 亲爱的 开始测试了 好吗 Dorothy honey we're going to try one Okay
给我看看你不久前展示给我们看的 Let me see exactly what you showed us a while ago
给她提示 乔 Cue her Jo
我知道你是什么样的女人 埃米莉 "I know the kind of woman you are Emily
你越来越老 你没有男人 所以你想装成男人 You're getting older You don't have a man so you want to act like one "
闭嘴 你和我说话要专业一点 Shut your mouth right now When you talk to me talk professionally
不能谈私事 那样不合适 You don't get personal That is inappropriate behavior
我为作为女性而骄傲 布鲁斯特医生 I'm proud of being a woman Dr Brewster
我为这医院骄傲 你也应该这样 I'm proud of this hospital and you should be too
我必须告诉你 在它被你的暴行… And I must tell you before I let it be destroyed by your petty tyrannies
被你无情的残暴行为毁掉之前 by your callous inhumanities sir
我会建议董事会开除你 I'm going to recommend you be turned out into the street
再见 布鲁斯特医生 Good day Dr Brewster
我说了 再见 先生 I said good day sir
谢谢 等一分钟 Thank you Hold it a minute
女强人 我引导她的 Tough cookie I gave her that direction
不止如此 Something more though
我不知道 这是你的决定 但她身上有让我不安的地方 I don't know It's your decision but something about her bothers me
我喜欢 I like it
我们将合同给乔治 We'll send the contracts to George
（俄罗斯茶馆）
打扰了 你能帮我吗 我在找俄罗斯茶馆 Excuse me Could you help me I'm looking for the Russian Tea Room
这里就是 你正站在大门口 This is the Russian Tea Room You're in front of it
天 就在这里 Oh well my stars So it is
真尴尬 Well this is very embarrassing
对 就在这里 Yeah well this is it
非常感谢 Thanks very much
下午好 菲尔兹先生 幸会 请坐 Good afternoon Mr Fields Nice to see you Please sit down
服务员马上就来 乔治 你好吗 The waiter will be just a minute George how are you
朗尼 你好吗 Hey Ronnie How are you
你好 等等 Hi Wait a minute
我刚来纽约 很孤独 你能请我吃顿午餐吗 I'm new in town and I'm lonely Would you buy me lunch
格雷戈里 这女人… You can't come Gregory this woman
没关系 Don't It's okay
乔治 我是麦克·多尔西 好吗 George George George It's Michael Dorsey okay
你最爱的客户 你好吗 你最后给我的工作是饰演番茄 Your favorite client How are you Last job you got me was a tomato
不 不 是我 Oh no no no Yeah
向上帝发誓 麦克 Swear to God Michael
天 我求你接受心理治疗 Oh God I begged you to get therapy
你也说没人会雇我 这样就不一样了吗 You also said no one would hire me And this'll make a difference
我得到肥皂剧的角色 I got a soap
我是《Southwest General》剧中的 新女行政主管 I'm the new woman administrator on Southwest General
恭喜我 他们认为我太女子气了 Congratulate me They thought I almost looked too feminine
要喝酒吗 马上来一杯双份伏特加 Something from the bar A double vodka right away please
女士呢 For the lady
多宝力酒加片柠檬如何 How about a Dubonnet with a twist
谢谢 衬衫很好看 谢谢 Thank you Lovely blouse Thank you
不客气 你会被发现的 Welcome You won't get away with this
我没被发现 看看我 我不相信 I got away with it Look around I don't believe this
我是说 我不认为别人看不出来 I mean I just don't believe anybody else will
你想打赌吗 别坐… You want to bet Don't sit
你认识乔尔·斯佩克特 你好 乔尔 你好吗 You know Joel Spector Hello Joel How are you
我昨天和斯图尔特谈过 I talked to Stuart yesterday
他在伦敦再待一周 然后他绝对… He'll be one more week in London Then he definitely
我想你 然后他绝对… I missed you Then he definitely
你真孩子气 你之前不这样的 我们认识很多年了 You're such a tickly wickly You never were before We go back years
还没人帮我们介绍 乔尔·斯佩克特 We haven't been introduced Joel Spector
抱歉 菲尔·温特劳布 I'm sorry Phil Weintraub
抱歉 这是麦克… 桃乐丝·麦克斯 幸会 Sorry This is Michael Dorothy Michaels Nice to meet you
你是最棒的导演… May I say that you are the best director
制片人 抱歉 制片人 Producer Sorry Producer
百老汇如今最棒的制片人 on the Broadway scene today
谢谢 麦克斯小姐 Thank you Thank you Miss Michaels
希望再次见到你 我们吃午餐 Hope to see you again Let's have lunch
好的 以后打电话联系 Fine Call you
他很帅 你应该做他的经纪人 He's handsome You should represent him
你是疯子 不 我有工作了 You are psychotic No I'm employed
我拥有全世界… 别这样 I got the whole world Don't
我不会嘲笑你 别靠近我 I won't make fun of you Don't get close to me
借我一千 我发工资还你 做什么 Loan me $1000 till payday For what
做什么 除了这身衣服 我还得买些衣服穿 For what I gotta have something to wear besides this
你一定要买 这是你穿过最好看的裙子 I won't let you not buy it It's the best dress you've had on
我认为这让我看起来矮胖 I think it makes me look dumpy
因为你穿着脚腕系带的鞋 稍作改动… Because you're wearing ankle straps With a few alterations
出租车 出租车 Taxi Taxi Taxi
谢谢 Thank you thank you
你做什么 我先来的 What are you doing I was here first
谢谢 Thank you
那些女人就像野兽 我看见漂亮的手提包 Those women were like animals I saw this beautiful handbag
我害怕 不敢和她们抢 她们很恶毒 她们自相残杀 I was afraid to fight for it They're vicious They kill their own
最终买到手提包的女人 我知道她坐过牢 The woman that finally bought this handbag I know did time
现在我没有体面的手提包 Now I don't have a decent handbag
你知道女士内衣要多少钱吗 还有化妆品 You know what this lingerie cost And the makeup
女人怎么能又保持迷人又不饿死 How does a woman keep herself attractive and not starve
再给我一些农家干酪好吗 Can I have more cottage cheese
这是你今天戴的假发 在我睡觉前得整理好 You wore this today I gotta set that before I go to bed
悠着点 Easy easy easy Please
我在节食 I'm dieting Please
我得四点半起床 刮干净脸 I gotta get up at 4:30 do a close shave
我告诉摄影棚的人 我自己化妆 因为我过敏 I told the studio I do my own makeup because I'm allergic
谢谢你这么做 但你是为了赚钱 是不是 I appreciate your doing this but it's for the money isn't it
不是因为你可以男扮女装 It's not so you can wear these little outfits
这算哪门子问题 这是很棒的演技挑战 I'm not even gonna answer that It's a great acting challenge
你知道我有什么问题吗 You know what my problem is
痉挛 Cramps
不 不是痉挛 No not cramps
珊蒂 珊蒂 Sandy
我怎么告诉她 他们选了男人 却不选她 她会想自杀的 How can I tell her they cast a man instead of her She'll be suicidal
别告诉她 Don't tell her
我要怎么交待钱的来历 Where will I say I got the money
我要怎么做 告诉她有人死了 留给我一笔钱 What am I going to do Tell her somebody died and left it to me
天啊 她何时去世的 上周 My God When did she die Last week
为何去世 得病 Of what A disease
天 真是巧合 Gee what a coincidence
你需要八千块 她刚好留给你那么多钱 I mean your needing $8000 and her leaving you exactly that much
是不是 是… Isn't it It's well
好的 孩子 是我的吗 All right kid It's mine
去练台词 我很激动 Learn your lines I'm excited
这是最棒的角色 This is the greatest part
我想带你去吃晚餐 我们该去庆祝一下 I want to take you to dinner It's time we celebrated something
敬《Return to the Love Canal》 快点 To Return to the Love Canal Hurry up
我马上洗个澡 快点 I'll jump in the shower Hurry hurry hurry
为什么 Why yes
天 真是巧合 You know we can stay here if you want to and
你需要八千块 她刚好留给你那么多钱 是不是 What are you doing Oh God I'm
珊蒂 我想要你 Sandy I want you
你想要我 You want me
我想要你 I want you
我还能见到你吗 我们认识六年了 Will I ever see you again We've known each other six years
我知道 但性会改变一些事 I know But sex changes things
我之前认识一个男人 然后我和他做过爱 I've had relationships where I know a guy then have sex with him
然后我遇到他 他表现得就好像 我借了他的钱 and then I bump into him and he acts like I loaned him money
我不是那样的人 明天给你电话 That's not me I'll call you tomorrow
我知道每段感情都会受伤 我只希望现在就受伤 I know there's pain in every relationship I just want my pain now
否则我会等在电话旁 Otherwise I'll wait by the phone
然后我会很痛苦 等你的电话 and then I'll have pain and wait by the phone
那是浪费时间 It's a waste of time
我们约好时间 明天吃晚餐 Let's make it definite Dinner tomorrow
妈妈 Mom
你怎么看 快点 我迟到了 What do you think Hurry I'm late
转身 Turn around
微笑 Smile
说话 你好吗 幸会 Say something Hello It's nice to meet you
你看上去不错 很好 You look very nice Nice
但头发不正常 But the hair's not right
像是霍华德·约翰逊 You got a Howard Johnson's thing going
帮帮忙 第一天不能迟到 快点 Do something I can't be late my first day Come on
悠着点 这不是你的脑袋 Easy easy It's not your head
好吗 我来看看 Okay Let's see
可以了 Well it works
什么 But what
别欲擒故纵 Don't play hard to get
出租车 出租车 Taxi Taxi
出租车 Taxi
《Southwest General》的 桃乐丝·麦克斯 Dorothy Michaels Southwest General
是的 Oh yeah
二号摄影棚 直走 第一个路口右转 TV 2 Straight ahead first right
我没迟到吧 Is that clock right
没有 我叫不到出租车 Yes I couldn't get a cab
你好 鲍比 这是麦克斯小姐 Hi Bobby This is Miss Michaels
你在4号房间 15分钟后去拍摄现场 You'll be in Room 4 We'll need you on set in about 15 minutes
抱歉 没关系 I'm sorry That's ok
天 没关系 Oh Jesus It's quite all right
我是爱普尔·佩琪 天 桌子真不错 I'm April Paige My what a nice looking table
真的吗 对 很光滑 Really Yes it's very smooth
那是个好主意 可以插插头的插座 And that's a very good idea A socket for a plug
对 这里什么都有 是的 我看到了 Yeah well we got everything Yes I see
把它推开 你自便 Just push all that out of the way Make yourself at home
什么事 Yes
还有一件事 麦克斯小姐 我忘了把它给你 One more thing Miss Michaels I forgot to give you these
这是今天的剧本吗 Oh are these for today
他们总是最后一刻做变更 They always throw stuff at you in the last minute
天 怎么了 My goodness What's wrong
我得吻布鲁斯特医生 他吻所有的女人 I have to kiss Dr Brewster He kisses all the women
我们称他为舌吻先生 We call him "The Tongue "
好的 快点 管子从瑞克的鼻子里拔出来 Okay quickly Now the tubes have pulled out of Rick's nose
茱莉 你的工作台接到警报 Julie there's an alert at your station
瑞克 到地板上来 所以管子被拔出来了 Rick get on the floor That's why the tubes pulled out
茱莉开始往你的鼻子里插管子 When Julie starts stuffing the tubes back up your nose
你抓住她的手 在他那种情况下 you grab her hard In his condition
对 他从冰上掉落后就疯了 Yes He's been crazy since he fell through the ice
你精神错乱 你认为她是安西娅 You're delirious You think she's Anthea
卡莱先生 我… 天 Mr Carlysle I Jesus Christ
榔头声音还敢再响一点 Could I have a little more hammering here
你抓住她时 也许你甚至说 安西娅 安西娅 Now when you grab her maybe you even say "Anthea Anthea "
很好 我的小提琴 在这间屋子里吗 Good Is my violin somewhere in the room
你的小提琴沉到湖底了 Your violin sunk It's at the bottom of the lake
小提琴从冰上掉下去了 The violin fell through the ice
他在冰雪融化时演奏 He was playing during the thaw
你是桃乐丝·麦克斯 是吗 You're Dorothy Michaels aren't you
我是约翰·范·霍恩 I'm John Van Horn
马上轮到我们上场了 We're up next
他抓住你时 你得和他拉扯 挣扎 When he grabs you you've got to be torn to struggle
你知道你得把管子插回他的鼻孔里 You know you've got to get those tubes stuck back up his nose
但你也意识到 你在一个男人的怀抱里… But you also realize you're in the arms of a man
他的音乐对安西娅很重要 那是她的生命 whose music was everything to Anthea It was her whole life
泰德崩溃后 他陪伴着你 This is a man who stood by you after Ted's breakdown
给我一块硬面包圈和奶油乳酪 Get me a bagel and cream cheese
茱莉 你想吃点东西吗 不 她不吃 谢谢 Julie you want anything No She's fine thanks
你的身体在挣扎 你的心里也在挣扎 So it's a struggle but you're struggling with yourself as well
我输了 对吗 蹲下来 And I lose right Get down here a minute
然后瑞克 当她跪下来… Now then Rick it says when she comes down to her knees
这激起你的欲望 it inflames your desire
天知道 那激起我的欲望 God knows it inflames mine
好的 大约翰 Okay Big John
桃乐丝 进来 Dorothy come in here
这是桃乐丝·麦克斯 新医院行政主管 This is Dorothy Michaels the new hospital administrator
你好 桃乐丝 Hello Dorothy
你好 我们见过一面 茱莉·尼科尔斯 医院荡妇 Hi We met the other day Julie Nichols hospital slut
不 卡莱先生 No Now Mr Carlysle
抱歉 但我们时间紧迫 我们甚至没时间彩排 I'm sorry but we have so little time we can't even rehearse
我来告诉你具体站位 然后我们直接录制 I'm gonna show you your marks and then we'll go straight to tape
大约翰 你从这里进来 你看到他们搏斗 Big John you'll enter from here you see them struggling
你走到这里 大声喊 查尔斯护士 你疯了吗 you cross to here and cry loudly "Nurse Charles Are you insane "
我知道了 台词提示器上写着 要大声喊吗 Yes I see Will it be on the teleprompter "Loudly "
我对谁说 And who do I say that to
查尔斯护士 Nurse Charles
我以为布鲁斯特医生… I thought when Dr Brewster
你从这里进来 走到这里 You will enter from here cross to this mark
我知道我的站位 但我以为… I know my mark But I thought
走廊场景在这里演 好吗 The corridor scene will be played right here Right
知道了 我只是想问一下 关于医生… See I just wanted to ask concerning the doctor
各就各位 预备 开始录像 Places please Stand by tape is rolling
5 4 3… Five four three
安西娅 Anthea
安西娅 Oh Anthea
停下 125 Freeze up One twenty five
查尔斯护士 你疯了吗 Nurse Charles Are you insane
我是埃米莉·金伯利 新医院行政主管 I'm Emily Kimberly the new hospital administrator
查尔斯护士 怎么了 Nurse Charles what on earth is going on here dear
帮我扶她起来 金伯利小姐 Help me get her to her feet Miss Kimberly
约翰又来了 John's going
查尔斯护士 照顾你的病人 在你的空余时间昏倒 Nurse Charles tend to your patient and faint on your own time
是的 小姐… 金伯利 Yes Miss Kimberly
布鲁斯特医生 我和你得谈谈 Dr Brewster you and I must talk
丽塔 你想继续拍吗 没关系 那女孩救了场 Rita you want to keep rolling It's okay The girl saved it
你没变 埃米莉 但我变了 梅德福 You haven't changed Emily But I have Medford
你知道 埃米莉 我们没理由对立 You know Emily there's no reason for us to be in opposite camps
我们可以一起管理西南综合医院 We can rule Southwest General together
我欣赏有权力的人 I admire people with power
特别是有权力的女人 Women with power especially
天啊 她打了他的头 丽塔 她打了他 God she hit him on the head Rita she hit him
你不认为这是威胁 and not consider it a threat
恐怕你低估了我 I'm afraid that you have underestimated me
如果你想抓住我的心 你得动动脑子 If you want to win me over you'll deal with my mind
而不是靠嘴 and not my lips
停 停止录像 Cut it And stop tape
我本该吻她 那是我的直觉 I was supposed to kiss her It was just an instinct
记得你说要更有威胁性吗 Remember what you said about being more threatening
那是不错的直觉 我本该想到的 It was a good instinct It would've been mine
等等 我来处理 Wait I'll handle the instincts here
这恰好是很好的直觉 宝贝 It happened to be a good instinct toots
但下次你想做出改动 先和我商量 But next time you want to change something discuss it with me first
是的 我错了 Yes I was wrong not to
好女孩 Good girl
大约翰 很不错 Big John wonderful
好的 All right people
第七条 走廊戏 Item seven In the corridor
谢谢你接住我 Thanks for catching me
要不是你 我的屁股就摔开花了 You saved my ass Literally
桃乐丝 Dorothy
我想说我喜欢你的表演 欢迎加入 I just want to say I loved what you did in our scene Welcome aboard
你也很棒 Well you know you were good too
你能帮我签名吗 我一直在看这部戏 Can I have your autograph I've always watched the show
你真棒 You're so great
很棒 谢谢 Wonderful Oh thank you
谢谢 这是令人兴奋的第一天 Thank you That was an exhilarating first day
下周你再这么说 晚安 Tell me about it next week Good night
茱莉 快点 宝贝 Julie come on baby
我们能送你一程吗 也许你想和我们一起喝一杯 Can we drop you Maybe you'd like to join us for a drink
不 谢了 我想走路回家 好的 再见 No thanks I feel like walking Okay bye
她是很迷人的女孩 She's a very attractive girl
不是傻瓜 但我不明白… And no dummy But for the life of me
她为何和那导演来往 I cannot understand why she hangs around with that director
他对待她就好像她… He treats her like she's just
一文不值 我认为你说得对 nothing I think you're right
我重写绞刑场景 不用绞索 I'm rewriting the necktie scene without the necktie
他很高傲 他喊我甜心 He's condescending He calls me "sweetheart "
他甚至不知道我的名字 He doesn't even know my name
他喊她宝贝 He calls her "baby "
把我推来推去 如果不是因为裙子 我会踢他屁股 He pushed me around If not for the dress I'd have kicked his ass
你怎么和他交流 How'd you communicate with him
他告诉我他想要什么 我没说话 He told me what he wanted I didn't say anything
我按我的方式表演 他训了我 我道歉 就这样 I did it my way He bawled me out I apologized That was that
我认为桃乐丝比我聪明 I think Dorothy's smarter than I am
我希望我更漂亮一些 我照镜子 I just wish I looked prettier I look in the mirror and
也许我可以换… Maybe I can just get a softer
更柔软的头发 因为她值得这样 hair or something because she deserves it
别接电话 为何不 Don't answer that Why not
可能是找桃乐丝的 你为何把这号码给他们 It could be for Dorothy Please Why'd you give them this number
剧组得联系我 以防计划变更 The show has to contact me in case they change the schedule
我接了电话就知道了 I'll find out
他们不能认为桃乐丝和男人住 那样对她不好 They can't think Dorothy lives with a man It's wrong for her
可能是找我的 装作桃乐丝接电话 It could be for me Answer as Dorothy
不行 如果是珊蒂呢 I can't What if it's Sandy
如果是黛安 我怎么解释这里有女人 If it's Diane how do I explain there's a woman here
我明天换个电话 I'll get a service tomorrow
你饰演西拉诺时 你在我腋窝里 插了一把军刀 When you were playing Cyrano and you stuck a saber in my armpit
我没说什么 I didn't say anything
当你暴跳如雷 抱怨你的烦心事 When you were hopping around ranting about your hump
你说这是钟楼 我没说什么 saying this was a bell tower I didn't say anything
但我不知道为何我该假装不在家 But I don't see why I should pretend I'm not home
只是因为你不是那样的女孩 just because you're not that kind of girl
这很奇怪 That's weird
你去哪 黛安家 Where are you going To Diane's
那样如果有人想找我 他们可以和我说话 That way if anybody wants to reach me they can talk to me
你认为我这么做是为了什么 为了你 为了这剧本 为了珊蒂 What do you think I'm doing this for For you for the play for Sandy
我要你昨天让我心痛 I told you to give me the pain yesterday
珊蒂 抱歉 我们不能聊很长时间 Sandy I'm sorry I can't talk long
我没力气 I just don't have the energy
我没忘 我也许感冒了 I didn't forget I just may have the flu
你发烧了吗 Do you have a fever
多少度 上床 吃两片阿司匹林 How much Go right to bed and take two aspirin
裹好被子 发汗 喝水 bundle up sweat and drink liquids
除此之外 一千单位的维生素C 只用牛奶送服 Above all take 1000 units of vitamin C every hour with milk only
你故意让梅兰妮服药过量吗 Did you give Melanie an overdose on purpose
我不知道 不是我写的剧本 I don't know I don't write the shit you know
别对布鲁斯特医生太严厉 他没有安全感 Don't be so hard on Dr Brewster He's insecure
我得严厉 他想要我的身体 I have to be tough He just wants my body
桃乐丝 你真坏 Dorothy you're so bad
你看上去和电视上 样 谢谢 你也很迷人 You look just the way you look Thank you You're very attractive too
我想要你见见我爸爸 莱斯 I want you to meet my dad Les
幸会 我觉得我已经认识你了 It's nice to meet you I feel I know you already
我很爱你的女儿 I just love your daughter to pieces
没办法再写得更清楚了 英语写的 I can't write any clearer than I can write It's in English
那些呢 给珊蒂 What about those For Sandy
给我 给桃乐丝 不必是这些 而是买些首饰 For me for Dorothy Not exactly but that kind of idea
有点夸张 真的吗 等等 A little overstated Really Wait a minute
天 Jesus
是她 查尔斯护士 That's her Mr Earl
好的 周四 什么时候 You got it Thursday what time
（珊蒂 晚餐）
八点半 8:30
我不会忘的 好的 再见 I will not forget Okay bye bye
你参演《Southwest General》后 这部戏越来越火 "Things are better since you came to Southwest General "
我们很感谢你 为什么 "We're so grateful to you " For
你的建议和帮助 我把你当做我的女儿 "For your help and advice " "I think of you all as my daughters "
什么样的妈妈不会给女儿喂奶 "What kind of mother wouldn't give her girls tits "
教导技巧 "Tips " It's "tips "
技巧 Tips
你会发现你选错了男人来挑战 You'll find you picked the wrong man to challenge
是你 和我说话时看着我 It was you who pro Look at me when I talk to you
我不相信不看我眼睛的男人 I don't trust a man who won't meet my eye
我不相信那样的银行柜员或售货员 I don't trust it in a bank teller or a salesman
我肯定不会相信那样的主任医生 And I certainly don't trust it in a chief surgeon
是你挑衅我的 You provoked this confrontation
你是感情迟钝的女人 You're an incredibly insensitive woman
别把我当做女人 开始把我当做一个人 Stop thinking of me as a woman and start thinking of me as a person
西南综合医院是由人组成的 That's what Southwest General is made of people
让查尔斯护士立刻来见我 And have Nurse Charles see me immediately
推进 拍特写 别太靠近 Push in for a close up Not too close
好的 停下 Okay hold it there
停 停止录像 And cut it Stop tape
桃乐丝 你控制住我脑袋的方式 真不错 Dorothy it was wonderful the way you held my face
你完全控制了我 我感到了你的力量 You controlled me completely
谢谢 但你也有精彩的表现 Thank you but you had some great moments
停下来 好消息 Hold it Good news children
我们杰出的工程师 再次洗掉了一卷胶卷 Our brilliant engineers have again erased a reel of the show
所以我们得重新录制 14 15 16条 So we have to retape 14 15 and 16
否则我们明天得现场直播 It's either that or do it live tomorrow
我认为我们该录影 I think we should tape it
结束 明早六点半见 That's a wrap See you bright and early 6:30 tomorrow
晚安 桃乐丝 晚安 班 Good night Dorothy Good night Ben
疯狂的一天 对吗 That's some day huh
什么 你是说重新拍摄 What Oh you mean about doing it over again
告诉我 这经常发生吗 Tell me does that happen often
时不时 我们有一次得现场直播 Every once in a while We actually had to do it live once
直播 Live
你应该看看范·霍恩的脸 他惊慌失措 You should have seen Van Horn's face He was so panicked
我们得从他的背后拍摄 we had to shoot him from the back
想喝点酒吗 不 谢了 我最好该回家了 Want some wine No thanks I better go home
我得洗头发 谢谢 I have to wash my hair Thanks anyway
桃乐丝 什么 Dorothy Yes
我知道你现在不想听到这件事 Listen I know this is exactly what you want to hear now
但我们明天得拍摄26页的戏 我想知道… but we've got 26 pages and I was wondering
你今晚是否能到我家 和我对台词 if you could come over and run some lines with me tonight
我可以给你做吃的 I could make you something to eat
晚安 菲 Night Fay
我是天生大厨 I'm a born defroster
你没衣服穿 You don't have a thing to wear
她看过我穿这些衣服 没穿过白色衣服 She's seen me in all these Not in the white thing
什么 这件 非正式晚餐 不能穿白色 那样穿太考究 What this You cannot wear white to a casual dinner It's too dressy
你不能穿裤子 不 裤子 不行 You couldn't wear pants No Pants I can't
这件呢 没有搭配的鞋子 What about this No shoes for it
横着的曲线让我看上去太像嬉皮士 The lines make me look hippy
从胸口处将我一分为二 and it cuts me across the bust
情况开始变得古怪了 We're getting into a weird area
这件不错 这件呢 This is smart What about this
看上去你应该敲响学校的钟 Looks like you should ring a school bell
你也许觉得我这么做很愚蠢 但这是我们第一次约会 This may seem silly to you but this is our first date
我想要为她打扮得美一点 I want to look pretty for her
你好 你好 很漂亮的衣服 Hi What a pretty outfit
很高兴你喜欢 请进 Glad you like it Come on in
我给你带了东西 你太客气了 Brought you something You didn't have to
没什么的 It wasn't nothing
请进 我把花放在水里 Come in I'll put them in water
你的公寓很大 What a big apartment
多么漂亮的房间 是吗 What a lovely lovely room Is it
对 很漂亮 我装修过了 Yes it's yummy I had a decorator do it
在拍摄电视剧之前 没钱 自从参与拍摄后 没时间 Before no money Now no time
艾米终于睡着了 吓死我了 Amy is asleep Finally Scared the daylights out of me
尼科尔斯小姐 那孩子学不到什么 如果你继续… Miss Nichols that child is never going to learn anything if you keep
谢谢 克劳利太太 Thank you Mrs Crawley
桃乐丝 这是克劳利太太 抱歉 我不知道 Dorothy Mrs Crawley I'm sorry I didn't know
幸会 Nice meeting you
她吓死我了 吓死我了 Scares the shit out of me Scared me to death
把你的外套放在这里 Drop your coat here
她是谁 艾米的保姆 Who is it Amy's nanny
她恨我 And she hates me
艾米是谁 Who's Amy
我女儿 My daughter
上周她14个月大了 She was 14 months old last week
我不知道你有孩子 I didn't know you had a baby
你有孩子吗 桃乐丝 没有 You got any kids Dorothy
你结过婚吗 我不够幸运 Were you ever married I haven't been that fortunate
我曾订婚 是一位杰出的年轻演员 I was engaged once though to a brilliant young actor
他的职业生涯… whose career was cut short by
因为剧院的人不识人而终止 the theatrical establishment
他们杀了他 可以这么说 They killed him So to speak
萨顿放弃演戏 也放弃了我 Sutton gave up acting and me as well
他现在在不体面的餐厅做服务员 He's working now as a waiter in a disreputable restaurant
我不想谈这件事 I don't want to talk about it
也许你想喝点酒 Maybe you'd like some wine
不 我认为工作时最好保持清醒 No I think I'd better keep sharp when we work you know
你介意我问你一个问题吗 You mind if I ask you a question
皮肤上用这么重的化妆品 你担心吗 Do you worry about using so much heavy makeup on your skin
不 我不担心 I don't worry
我脸上的胡子有点多 I have a little
对此我很敏感 moustache problem I'm sensitive to
也许太多男性荷尔蒙了 Probably just too many male hormones or something
一些男人觉得那很迷人 Some men find that attractive
我知道 我不喜欢那些 觉得这样迷人的男人 I know I know I just don't like the men that find it attractive
那你是离婚了 So you're divorced
不 我没结过婚 I've never been married
也许我可以喝一小杯 Perhaps I'll have one little drink
和我说说罗恩 Tell me about Ron
你有多少时间 继续说 How much time have you got Go on
罗恩… Well Ron
罗恩平时是日间电视剧最棒的导演 Ron is hands down the best director of daytime drama
他们告诉你 别称之为肥皂剧吗 Did they tell you not to call it a soap yet
如果有人称之为肥皂剧 丽塔会罚那个人25美分 If anybody calls it a soap opera Rita fines them a quarter
她就是那样买的奔驰车 It's how she got her car
你没告诉我 你和罗恩的事 You're not telling me about you and Ron
那是晚上的故事 他也很有趣 That's nighttime drama He's interesting there too
你是说他… Oh you mean he's
你是说你们关系很好 You mean you have a good relationship
什么是好关系 桃蒂 我能喊你桃蒂吗 What's a good relationship Dotty Can I call you Dotty
可以 罗恩聪明 幽默 Oh please do Ron's smart and he's funny
我们有共同之处 We got things in common
你认识哪个男人对四点吃晚餐 You know a guy who wants a woman who eats at four
九点不省人事 黎明时分工作的女人感兴趣 is unconscious by nine and works at dawn
他对你如何 But how does he treat you
那个 Oh that
你认为我这么做没做过计划吗 什么意思 You think I do this without a plan What do you mean
世界上有很多男人 我精挑细选 我很小心地找男人 There are a lot of men out there I'm selective I look around carefully
当我找到陪伴我时间最短的男人 When I find the one who can give me the worst time
我就会选他 that's when I make my move
我的台词听上去像是捷克电影里的 My lines sound like subtitles for a Czech movie
回答时要表现出这问题让你惊讶 Try answering as if the question took you by surprise
什么意思 我问一个问题 你来回答 What do you mean I'll ask a question You just answer it
你为何喝那么多酒 Why do you drink so much
像我这样长大 16岁姐姐养大的孤儿 When you grow up as I did an orphan raised by a sister 16 years older
你就有一些幻想 you have few illusions
一好了 一有区别吗 There you go It made a difference
你做到了 谢谢 桃乐丝 You got it Thanks Dorothy
你为何喝那么多酒 Why do you drink so much
因为那样不会发胖 Because it's not fattening
对我没好处 这样的东西有多少 and it's not good for me How many things can you say that about
你是让我别管闲事 You telling me to mind my own business
我不认为你应该为此担心 I just don't think you should worry about it
你很好 但… 但我应该少管闲事 It's nice of you but But I should mind my own business
很复杂 不是吗 It's all so complicated isn't it
什么 所有事 What All of it
你觉得做80年代的女性复杂吗 Don't you find being a woman in the '80s complicated
很复杂 Extremely
你知道我希望 只要一次 什么 You know what I wish just once What
有个男人够诚实 靠近我说 That a guy could be honest enough to walk up to me and say
听着 我也很困惑 "Hey I'm confused about this too
我可以对你花言巧语 我们可以玩些感情游戏 I could lay a big line on you we could do lots of role playing
但事实上 我对你很感兴趣 but the simple truth is I find you very interesting
我真想和你做爱 就那样简单 and I'd really like to make love with you " Simple as that
那样是不是令人轻松 是的 Wouldn't that be a relief Heaven
非常轻松 Sheer heaven
罗恩昨晚本该来的 我准备好晚餐 Ron was supposed to come over last night I had dinner all ready
他没来 He never showed up
天 现在几点了 Oh my Lord What time is it
十点半 我得走了 It's 10:30 I gotta go
原谅我匆忙离开 晚餐很愉快 Listen forgive me for rushing off It was a wonderful dinner
你爽约了 The dinner is burned
我很抱歉我迟到了 但我洗澡的 I'm sorry I'm late But I was taking a shower
水停了 and the water turned off
我眼睛里进了肥皂 and I got soap in my eyes
我得去五家商店… I had to go to five stores
买你最喜欢的巧克力脆片 to get chocolate chocolate chip
麦克 我看见她了 Michael I saw her
什么 你看见谁了 What You saw who
你迟到的时候 我去了你家 When you were late I went by your place
我等在外面 我看见那胖女人 走进你的公寓 I waited outside and I saw that fat woman go into your apartment
胖女人 Fat woman
穿雨衣的女人 The one in the raincoat
那女人 那是杰夫的朋友 Oh that woman That's a friend of Jeff's
她来帮他写剧本 She came over to help him with the play
他们认识很多年了 They've known each other for years
你认为她胖吗 You think she's fat
天色暗 但我认为她胖 Well it was dark but yes I thought she was fat
从何时起 杰夫写剧本 开始与人合作了 When did Jeff start collaborating on his play
她是老朋友 杰出的打字员 She's an excellent typist
我没和那女人搞外遇 Look I'm not having an affair with that woman
不可能的事 It's impossible
我不想惹麻烦 I don't want to make trouble
我不应该请人来吃晚餐 他们不会来 I shouldn't have people over They never show up
抱歉 我内疚 你内疚 我很抱歉 I'm sorry I feel guilty You feel guilty I'm sorry
别那样 我迟到三小时 别对我道歉 Don't do that Don't apologize because I'm three hours late
你应该生气 You should be furious
你对我很好 You've been great to me
你帮我准备肥皂剧试镜 那肥皂剧 You helped me with the audition for that soap It's that soap
那肥皂剧 That soap
顺便说一句 你看见 他们雇的那肥女人了吗 Did you see that cow they hired
肥女人 Cow
他们一定有不同想法 They must've gone a different way
她很差劲 She is awful
我听说她很不错 Well I heard she was pretty good
胡扯 Baloney
她本该很严厉 对吗 She's supposed to be tough right
她不严厉 她很懦弱 She's not tough She's a wimp
也许是因为台词 不是她写的 Maybe it's the lines She doesn't make them up
我认为她该自己写台词 Well I think she should
不可能更糟糕了 They couldn't be any worse
我不能搬出去 金伯利小姐 I can't move out Miss Kimberly
我没地方可去 I have no place to go
我不知道怎么做 I don't know what to do
别告诉我你丈夫打你 但你不能搬出去 Don't tell me your husband beats you but you can't move out
你为何应该搬走 那是你的家 她说什么 Why should you move What is she saying
三号摄像机拍摄 一号做准备 Three's up Ready one
你知道如果有人那样对我 我会怎么做 You know what I'd do if somebody did this to me
我会拿起身边最大的东西 I'd pick up the biggest thing around and I'd just
砸开他们的脑袋 bash their brains right through
对着脑壳顶部砸 我不会让他们再打我 the top of their skull before I'd let them beat me up again
我没钱接受心理治疗 金伯利小姐 Well I can't afford therapy Miss Kimberly
谁说这是心理治疗 Who said anything about therapy
停 罗恩 停下 Cut it Ron Cut it
等等 她的台词是你丈夫… Wait a minute Her line is "Your husband "
等等 Wait a second
我能为自己辩护吗 May I say in my own defense
告诉有两个孩子 没钱的女人 to tell a woman with two children no money
丈夫这样打她 被打得鼻青脸肿 and a husband who beats her up like this
让她搬进福利中心接受心理治疗… to move into a welfare center to get therapy is a lot of
简直是胡扯 我做不到 你呢 horseshit I wouldn't do it would you
我没法这样演戏 闭嘴 I can't act with this Oh shut up
罗恩 Ron
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我有部分责任 金伯利小姐 I'm partially to blame Miss Kimberly
我知道我漂亮 我利用了这点 I know I'm pretty and I use it
我猜我不该那么晚 去布鲁斯特医生的办公室 I guess I shouldn't have gone to Dr Brewster's office so late
不 不是那样的 No that's not true
布鲁斯特医生试图勾引 这病房的很多护士 Dr Brewster has tried to seduce several nurses on this ward
他声称被无法控制的冲动掌控 claiming to be in the throes of an uncontrollable impulse
你知道吗 Do you know what
我要给这层楼的每位护士发电牛棒 I'm going to give every nurse on this floor an electric cattle prod
教她们电他的敏感部位 and instruct them to just zap him in his "badubies "
电牛棒 Cattle prod
露比 你好 请打开电话簿 Ruby Hi do you want to open up the yellow pages
找到农场设备零售商店那栏… under the section of Farm Equipment
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（《MS．》杂志）
（《Woman's Day》杂志）
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（《People》杂志 电视界的小奇迹）
（《New York》杂志）
我是桃乐丝 桃乐丝就是我 那角色不是人写出来的 是我演的 I am Dorothy Nobody's writing her It's coming out of me
你是麦克 你在饰演桃乐丝 You're Michael acting Dorothy
这是一回事 我感受到这些感觉 It's the same thing I'm experiencing these feelings
你为何不能给我找个专门的剧本 我会唱歌 我可以表演独白 Why can't you get me a special
我觉得我有话对女性说 I feel I have something to say to women
你没话对女性说 不对 我有很多话对女性说 You have nothing to say to women I have plenty to say to women
我是失业20年的演员 你知道的 I've been an unemployed actor for 20 years
我知道等待电话铃响的感觉 I know what it's like to wait for the phone to ring
当我终于找到工作 我无法控制 Then when I finally get a job
别人有权力 我只能闭嘴 I have no control I got zip
如果我可以把这些经验告诉 我这样的其他女人 If I could impart that experience to other women
没有你这样的女人 你是男人 There are no other women like you You're a man
对 我当然知道 但我是女演员 Yes I realize that of course But I'm also an actress
我们不该争论这件事 我是很有潜力的女演员 We shouldn't argue about this I'm a potentially great actress
我可以饰演美狄亚 奥菲莉亚 I could do Medea Ophelia
我可以饰演马克白夫人 就像是莎士比亚时代的女演员 Lady Macbeth Just like in Shakespeare's day
让公司特别的剧作家… Get the writers at the agency
我可以饰演伊莲娜·罗斯福 我有个主意 I could do a great Eleanor Roosevelt
我们可以拍摄伊莲娜·罗斯福的故事 We can do the Eleanor Roosevelt story
伊莲娜·罗斯福的故事 The Eleanor Roosevelt story
有什么问题 What's the matter with that
周六晚菲尔·温特劳布开派对 我们一起去 Phil Weintraub's party is Saturday Let's just go
忘记一切 玩得开心点 别太苛求自己 Have a good time Don't take yourself so seriously
他从不邀请我参加派对 我邀请你去 He never invited me to a party I'm inviting you
看上去很棒 他为你做的眼部手术 很成功 He did a fabulous job on your eyes
我一周都不能眨眼 真的 I can't blink for a week Really
我不喜欢这里 站直 I don't like it here Stand up straight
你想喝什么 双份香槟 What do you want A double champagne
这是什么 自给自足 What is this Just serve yourself
你好 你好 你想喝什么 Hi What would you like
给我两杯… Give me two
两杯什么酒 什么都行 Two what Of anything
抱歉 两杯香槟 I'm sorry A couple of champagnes
你需要什么 加冰伏特加 加片柠檬片 Can I get you something Vodka on the rocks with a twist
你不记得我了 对吗 You don't remember me
对 当我走进门 我觉得你看上去很眼熟 When I came in I thought you looked familiar
你叫什么名字 苏珊娜 What's your name again Suzanne
给帕梅拉·格林打电话 她是我的经纪人 Call Pamela Green my agent
派拉蒙感兴趣 一号后就知道了 Paramount's interested I'll know after the first
一号之后我再读 I'll read it after the first
实际上我对那剧本不感兴趣 Actually I'm not that crazy about the script
我重写了剧本 我想给你看看改动之处 I'm having a rewrite done
也许我们可以共进晚餐 Maybe we could have dinner
给帕梅拉打电话 她为我安排晚餐事宜 Call Pamela She handles me for dinner
你有打火机吗 Do you have a light
你好吗 很好 How've you been Great
你看上去很棒 谢谢 Good You look wonderful
我真蠢 我已经吃过晚餐了 Silly me I already had dinner
我不知道会有这么多食物 I didn't know there'd be so much food
这是给我的狗吃的 It's for my dog
它喜欢水果 He likes fruit
你好 我是麦克·多尔西 Mike Dorsey
很棒的景色 对吗 Great view huh
只有菲尔有钱开这么多灯 Only Phil could afford all those lights
你知道… You know
我可以对你花言巧语 I could lay a big line on you
我们可以玩些感情游戏 但事实上… and we could do a lot of role playing but the simple truth
我对你很感兴趣 is that I find you very interesting
我真的想和你做爱 And I'd like to make love to you
你知道吗 就那么… You know It's as sim
简单 As simple as that
我知道你是什么样的人 I understand who you really are
我不再忍受你对我的羞辱 And I'll no longer submit to your petty insults and humiliations
现在埃米莉·金伯利来了 这样做已没必要了 It's not necessary now that Emily Kimberly's here
那位看出真相的人 与你处于平等的位置 Now that someone who sees the truth is your equal
医生 听着 我在美国医学协会 向你提起诉讼 Listen doctor I've filed charges against you with the AMA
你明天就会得到通知 You'll be notified tomorrow
停 停止 And cut it Cut
不错 It's a good one
完美 Perfect
很棒 谢谢 约翰 That was great Thanks John
做得好 一流水平 你很棒 Lovely job First rate You were wonderful
这要感谢我的导师 Thanks to my coach
不 你自己做到的 No you did it yourself
还行吗 我喜欢中间… Was it okay I loved the middle
相互赞赏到此结束 So much for the mutual admiration society
我们拍摄第17条 乔 把这个布景清空 Let's move on to item 17 Jo clear this set
我需要艾伦 汤姆和约翰 I'll need Alan Tom and John
亲爱的宝贝 第10条 Tootsie take 10
罗恩 Ron
我叫桃乐丝 My name is Dorothy
不是甜心、宝贝或亲爱的 It's not Tootsie or Toots or Sweetie or Honey or Doll
天 不 我叫桃乐丝 Oh Christ No just Dorothy
艾伦叫艾伦 汤姆叫汤姆 约翰叫约翰 Alan's always Alan Tom's always Tom and John's always John
我也有名字 桃乐丝 I have a name too It's Dorothy capital D O R O T H Y
桃乐丝 Dorothy
借过 医生 Excuse me doctor
有人死了吗 Did somebody die
小提琴手 我不知道他病得那么重 Violinist I didn't know he was that sick
不严重 他要求加薪 He wasn't He asked for a raise
我要为刚刚的事道歉 I'm sorry about what happened out there
我不高兴 你假期做什么 I was upset What're you doing for the holidays
为什么这么问 Why
我和宝宝要去北边我爸爸的农场 Well the baby and I are gonna go up to my dad's farm upstate
没有快节奏的生活 但挺有趣 It's not exactly the fast lane but it's kind of fun
也许你想来玩 Maybe you'd like to come along
自从我爸爸见过你之后 他是你忠实的粉丝 You know since my dad met you he's your biggest fan
罗恩也去吗 Is Ron coming too
那有区别吗 Would that make a difference
实际上… Actually
我认为他得留在纽约工作 I think he has to stay in town and work
如果有关系… If it matters
我总是讨厌把其他女人 当做男人替身的女人 I've always hated women who treat other women as stand ins for men
真的不是那样的 It's not that really
我想你来玩 I'd just like you to come
我不想起得太早 否则我还会昏倒 I just don't want to get up too soon or I'll have another relapse
我们有没有办法在一间房间 Isn't there some way we could rehearse in the same room
一起彩排 together
有的 在这周末之后 我周一给你打电话 We will Right after the weekend I'll call you Monday
谢谢 再见 Thanks Bye bye
你知道我的粉色睡袍在哪吗 有花朵图案… You know where my pink nightgown is With the flow
听我说 什么 Listen to me What
别打包行李了 别这么做 Stop packing Don't do this
为什么 你不该这么做 Why You should not do this
两周内 如果我再见到茱莉 我将是麦克 In two weeks if I ever see Julie again it'll be as Michael
她也许会往我脸上泼饮料 and she'll probably throw a drink in my face
你怎么能一直对珊蒂撒谎 我是为了她好 How can you keep lying to Sandy It's for her own good
我从没告诉珊蒂 我不会与其他女人约会 拜托 I never told Sandy I wouldn't see other women Come on
如果我告诉她 那只会伤害 她的感情 我不想那么做 If I told her it would hurt her and I don't want to do that
特别因为茱莉和我只是女朋友 Especially since Julie and I are just girlfriends
我害怕你会为此下地狱 I'm just afraid you'll burn in hell for this
我不相信这世上存在地狱 我相信这世上存在失业 I don't believe in hell I believe in unemployment
等等 我来拿 谢谢 Wait Let me get those Oh well thank you
你很强壮 是吗 不 Strong little thing aren't you Well no
走吧 桃乐丝 我带你参观房子 Come on Dorothy I'll show you the house
上楼梯的时候要小心 这里真的很古老 是不是 Careful coming up here It really is old isn't it
到了 Here we are
我一会搭婴儿床 I'll set up the crib in a second
你们女孩把行李拿出来 我们… Unpack your bags and we'll
等待 我们住一间房 Wait Are we sharing
楼上其他房间都不住人了 另外 我了解你们女孩 The upstairs is shut off And I know you girls
不论我让你们住得多远 No matter what
你们会偷偷溜到一起 晚上偷偷乐 you'll sneak back together and spend the night giggling
他仍然认为我还是12岁 He still thinks I'm 12
你想睡哪边 Which side do you want
我认为我想睡靠厕所的一边 I think the one closest to the bathroom
别担心 我不占多大地方 I won't take up much room
拇指和食指夹住 Take it between your thumb and forefinger
每个手指单独碾压 像这样 Let every finger roll down individually That's it yes
对 天 My goodness
你会没事的 You'll be all right
这里很特别 对吗 Special up here isn't it
我很高兴你来了 I'm glad you came
我能告诉你一件事吗 Can I tell you something
甜心 Sweetheart
罗恩打电话来了 Ron is on the phone
你好 抱歉 Hi I'm sorry
桃乐丝 什么事 没什么 What Dorothy Nothing
我去哄她睡觉 很好 I think I'll put her down Good
再见 这里有点冷了 Gets a little chilly out here
不 我只是… 我给你带了毛衣 No I was just I brought this sweater for you
谢谢 你很好 莱斯 Thank you Very nice of you Les
谢谢 Thank you
我想知道今晚能否看见星星 I wonder if we're going to get any stars out of the sky tonight
我已经看见我的星星了 I've got my stars
你和茱莉 You and Julie
很美 我应该颠倒川页序的 It's beautiful I should've transposed it
女士弹钢琴真棒 It's wonderful for a lady to play piano
别说了 妈妈坚持要我学的 Quit Mama insisted
谁想再喝杯酒 你最好悠着点 Who wants another drink You better take it easy
记得印第安人乔吗 什么 Remember Injun Joe What's that
你敢说那个故事 Don't you tell that story
爸爸去的这家酒吧… 我不常去那酒吧 This bar Daddy hangs out in I don't
一晚 他和印第安人乔喝了太多酒 He and Injun Joe threw back a few too many
蒸馏酒 他们以为他们看见了靡鹿 Hard liquor They thought they saw this elk
他们跟踪它两个小时 They stalked it for a couple hours
他们将它逼到查理的谷仓 They cornered it up against Charlie's barn
在他们即将开枪打烂它脑袋的时候 它发出牛鸣声 About the time they were ready to blast it it mooed
是母牛吗 It was a cow
别再嘲笑你爸爸了 Enough laughing at your old man
你知道这首歌吗 You know this one
等等 Wait a minute
很棒 那是茱莉母亲的名字 Bravo That was Julie's mother's name
玛丽·茱丽叶·库王白 Mary Juliet Cooper
我要睡觉了 Well I'm going to bed
你想睡觉吗 Do you wanna hit the hay as they say on the farm
你们都去睡 I think I'll You and Both of you go to bed
我再待一下 我陪你 I'll stay up I'll stay with you
我去睡觉了 Well I'm going
晚安 晚安 亲爱的 Good night Good night dear
晚安 爸爸 晚安 亲爱的 睡个好觉 Good night Dad Sleep well
乖一点 Be good
好女孩 不是吗 很可爱 Nice girl isn't she Very sweet
我很高兴罗恩没来 I'm kind of glad Ron didn't come up
实际上我也很高兴 You know I am too actually
真的吗 Really
抱歉 请坐 谢谢 I'm sorry Please sit down Thank you
我以为你更像是女性解放者 I thought you'd be more like one of them "liberators "
我和电视剧里的女人不一样 You know I'm not really like the woman on the show
那只是角色 我没有那么好斗 I mean it's just a part I'm not that militant
别误解我 我赞成男女平等 Don't get me wrong I'm all for equality
女人有权利享受一切 Women ought to be entitled to everything and all et cetera
除了… Except
有时候我认为她们真正想要的是 有资格做男人 sometimes I think what they really want is to be men
人类平等 实际上不平等 Like men are all equal in the first place We're not
再喝一杯吗 Can I get you another drink
我今晚必须保持理智 I must keep my wits tonight
今晚 Tonight
总是保持理智 Well always
我记得很多年前 I remember years ago
没什么人说女人是什么 男人是什么 there wasn't talk about what a woman was what a man was
你就是你自己 You just were what you were
现在他们说… Now they have all this stuff about
你应该像异性的人一样 being like the other sex
这样大家都平等 抱歉 但我们不一样 so you can all be the same Well I'm sorry but we're just not
反正在农场上不一样 Not on a farm anyway
公牛是公牛 公鸡不会下蛋 Bulls are bulls and roosters don't try to lay eggs
永远不会 Never
我妻子和我结婚很多年 My wife and I we were married a lot of years
人们弄错了 People got it all wrong
他们说你的健康是最重要的事 They say your health is the most important thing
但我能把这房子举起来 那有什么用 But I can lift this house off the ground What good is it
与某人在一起 Being with someone
分享 Sharing
那才是最重要的 That's what it's all about
茱莉说你没结婚 没有 Julie says you're not married No
想再喝一杯吗 Like another drink
不 你确定 No You sure
对 你知道吗 我认为该睡觉了 Yes Well you know what I think it is about that time
谢谢你陪我聊天 不客气 Thanks for staying up and talking Don't you mention it
你的眼睛很美 You have beautiful eyes
谢谢 Oh well thank you
晚安 莱斯 Good night Les
爸爸有点孤陋寡闻 是吗 Daddy's a little out of touch isn't he
不 他很好 No Very sweet very sweet
他看待事物很简单 He sees things pretty simply
不是高兴就是不高兴 You're either happy or unhappy
不是结了婚 就是没结婚 Married or not married
没有其他状态 There's nothing in between
我在妈妈去世后 试图让他娶别的女人 但… I tried to get him to take out other women after Mama died but
她一定是很特别的人 You know she must have been a very special person
我猜是的 我记不清了 I guess so I don't remember her very well
我记得她帮我选了这壁纸 I remember her helping me pick out this wallpaper
我选了有紫色大花的壁纸 I'd chosen one with great big purple flowers on it
她对我说 And she said to me
记住 你选了它 "Just remember that once you choose it
这将长时间覆盖你房间的墙壁 it's gonna cover the walls of your room for a long long time "
所以我试图想象那些紫色大花 So I tried to imagine what those big purple flowers would look like
覆盖我房间墙壁的样子 on all the walls of my room
我每晚睡觉的时候 every night when I was falling asleep
每天早晨穿衣服的时候 and every morning when I was getting dressed
所以我对她说：“你选哪种 妈妈 ” So I said to her "Which one would you choose Mom "
她说 雏菊和小玫瑰花苞的壁纸 And she said "The one with the daisies and the little rosebuds
因为雏菊是很温馨的花 because daisies are such homey flowers
玫瑰花苞令人愉快 总是等待绽放 and rosebuds are so cheerful and always waiting to bloom "
说得好 That's lovely
我看着这壁纸想了很多计划 I made a million plans looking at this wallpaper
我总是等着这些玫瑰花苞绽放 I was always waiting for these rosebuds to open
不错 That's nice
我妈妈有时候也那么做 My mother used to do that too sometimes
晚安 茱莉 晚安 桃蒂 Good night Julie Good night Dottie
凯茜·坎贝尔 请给你的办公室打电话 Cathy Campbell please call your office
上面写着冷静 It says "cool "
你不觉得我应该愤怒吗 那样演是不是更好 Don't you think I should be angry Doesn't it play better
对 你为何不试试看 Yes Why don't you try that
这送到了我们的化妆间 是给你的 This just came to our dressing room for you
我认为是茱莉的爸爸送来的 天 I think it's from Julie's father Oh my
你不能吃 那样会毁了你的身材 Now don't you dare eat any You don't want to ruin your cute figure
给女性这样的礼物真欠考虑 What a thoughtless present to give a woman
巧克力 Chocolates
桃乐丝·麦克斯 请去丽塔·马歇尔的办公室 Dorothy Michaels Rita Marshall's office
你真是复杂难懂的女人 You're a complicated lady
方面 你非常令人头痛 On the one hand you're a real pain in the ass
我请来了拍摄肥皂剧 最昂贵的导演之一 I've got one of the most expensive directors in soaps
我欠自己25美分 I owe myself a quarter
你让他变得不友善 And you've got him defensive and hostile
我不是故意的 I don't mean to
然而我们一周收到两千封信 However we're getting 2000 letters a week
我们增长了三点收视率 and we've picked up three share points
大部分要归功于你 And it's largely due to you
你是展露自己性格的 第一位女性角色 You are the first woman character who is her own person
你坚持自己的个性 不模仿其他人 Who asserts her own personality without robbing someone of theirs
你是我们的突破点 You're a breakthrough lady for us
我们决定再聘请你一年 恭喜 We're picking up your option for another year Congratulations
拜托 麦克 你什么意思 离开剧组 Come on Mike What do you mean get you out of it
你没办法离开 只有他们能决定 There's no way out It's their option
什么 谁给他们的权力 What Who gave them that
你 你签了标准合约 You signed the standard contract
但我不知道我下半辈子 要作为女人演戏 But I didn't know I'd be working for the rest of my life as a woman
你得想办法应付 You gotta make it work
他们愿意付钱 一集的薪水 650至850 They'll pay They'll go from 650 to 850 an episode
你让我脱身 我不在乎你怎么做 否则我进去告诉他们 You get me out of this or I'll go in and tell them
告诉他们什么 你故意让广播公司难堪 Tell them what That you put a network on the spot
你欺骗数百万美国女性 You're making a fool out of women
她们会杀了你 They'll kill you
我的秘书想成为桃乐丝·麦克斯 我准备好开除她了 My secretary wants to be like Dorothy Michaels I want to fire her
我们说的是重大欺诈 你不能告诉他们 We're talking major fraud here Major fraud You can't tell them
我呢 你认为… What about me
其他人会认为我没参与吗 他们会杀了我 You think anybody will believe I wasn't in on this
你离开某个剧组 不是毁了你自己 It's not just ruining yourself
你也在毁灭我 This is ruining me too
你不能说 你得想办法应付 You can't do it You gotta make it work
你能吃那么多安定吗 等着瞧 Can you take that many Valium We'll see
也许你的合同有道德条款 Maybe your contract has a morals clause
如果桃乐丝做了恶心下流的事 他们会开除你 If Dorothy did something filthy or disgusting they'd let you go
但你已经在剧中 做了所有恶心下流的事 But you've already done everything filthy and disgusting on your show
桃乐丝 我是茱莉 Dorothy it's Julie
我有个紧急情况 也不是很急 There's sort of an emergency Well it's not really an emergency
但如果你有时间 能给我打电话吗 but if you get a chance would you call me
你确定你想这么做 不 但我要那么做 Are you sure you wanna do this No but I'm going to
我已经欺骗自己太久了 以为自己对罗恩有感觉 I've been fooling myself about Ron for too long now
我猜我需要你来这里支持我 I guess I really wanted you here for moral support
虽然我今天开除了克劳利太太 Although I did fire Mrs Crawley today I really did
想喝一杯吗 不是我要和罗恩分手 Want a drink I'm not the one breaking up with Ron
我很乐意看到这一幕 I'd buy a ticket to that
你对我有不小的影响 我通过你看清了罗恩 You have influenced me though I've seen Ron through your eyes
茱莉 我不想负有这么大的责任 Julie I don't want that responsibility
你为何不该影响我 Why shouldn't you influence me
你不会像我这样委屈你的感觉 You wouldn't compromise your feelings like I have
或是活在这种谎言中 or live this kind of lie
我不会 但… Well no I wouldn't But
当然不会 你说得对 只是… Of course not And you're right It's just
我值得更好的人 我不必和他定下来 I deserve something better I don't have to settle for this
但我总是太懒 太害怕 But I've always been too lazy or too scared or too something
别太苛求自己 Don't be so hard on yourself
管他呢 反正我不会死 What the hell I'll live won't I
也许不开心 但是诚实 Maybe not happily but honestly
听上去像是你会说的话 Sounds like something you'd say
你不能把我理想化 诚实在很多方面是相对的术语 You mustn't idealize me Honesty in many ways is a relative term
我爸爸要来了 My father's coming
如果他打电话来 别说这件事 If he calls don't say anything about this
他今晚要来 他想见你 He's coming tonight He'll want to see you
我 Me
天啊 Oh God
罗恩来了 It's Ron
桃乐丝 上帝保佑你 Oh Dorothy God bless you
现在祝我好运 Wish me luck now
祝你永远好运 Always
我感觉到你脸上的胡须 你应该补点妆 I feel that little moustache You should put some makeup on it
你好 你好
你好吗 How're you doing
怎么了 桃乐丝要照顾艾米 What's going on Dorothy's gonna sit with Amy
我一会回来 好的 I'll be right back Okay
你好 亲爱的 Hi honey
我们不工作的时候 你不介意我喊你亲爱的吧 You don't mind if I call you honey when we're not working
很漂亮的裙子 Nice dress
谢谢 Thank you
你不喜欢我 对吗 You don't like me do you
我尊重你的想法 I can respect that
我能让许多女人喜欢我 but there's not many women I can't make like me
你为何不喜欢我 Why don't you like me
我不喜欢你对待茱莉的方式 I don't like the way you treat Julie
Oh
我不喜欢你欺骗她 对她屈尊俯就的态度 I don't like the way you patronize her deceive her and lie to her
什么意思 你想要我继续说 What do you mean You want me to go on
不 我懂你的意思了 No I know what you mean
我没有对茱莉保证过 我会专一 不与其他女人约会 Look I never promised Julie I'd be exclusive and not see other women
但我知道她不想我见她们 But I know she doesn't want me to see them
所以我对她撒谎 不伤害她 so I lie to her to keep from hurting her
那么说真是方便 That's very convenient
不 等等 从我的角度看 No wait a minute Look at it from my side
如果一个女人想要我引诱她 See if a woman wants me to seduce her
我通常会照办 I usually do
但她开始假装我对她有所保证 But then she pretends I promised her something
然后我开始假装我对她有所保证 Then I pretend I did
最后我是被利用的人 In the end I'm the one that's exploited
胡扯 罗恩 Bullshit Ron
你知道吗 You know what
我比你认为的要更了解你 I understand you a lot better than you think I do
真的吗 Really
我准备好了 I'm ready
茱莉准备好了 是的 Julie's ready She sure is
桃乐丝 她不会醒来 Dorothy she never wakes up
但以防她醒来 冰箱里有苹果泥 But if she does there's applesauce in the fridge
给她吃两勺 Give her a couple spoonfuls
我肯定她会乖乖的 你确定你能行吗 I'm sure she Are you sure you'll be okay
别傻了 婴儿能带来多大麻烦 去吧 Don't be silly How much trouble can a baby be Go on
没关系 It's okay Oh it's okay
别哭了 Oh please don't cry Please don't cry
我爱你 Oh I love you
看看我们玩得多愉快 Look how much fun we're having
没关系 It's all right It's all right
没关系 我是桃乐丝叔叔 It's okay It's Uncle Dorothy
别哭了 拜托 Please don't cry Please don't cry Please
拜托 这是有趣的小丑 Oh come on Oh here's funny clown
有趣的小丑对你说话 看 Funny clown's talking to Look
拜托 艾米 你好 Come on Amy Hello Amy
艾米 歇一会可以吗 Amy Give me a break will you
拜托 再吃一点 Here come on Will you eat some more now
你让我打开这个瓶子的 这是… You told me to open up this one Now this is apri
逮到你了 Gotcha Gotcha
你想再吃一点杏肉吗 You want a little more apricot
别再那么做了 别那么对待桃乐丝姑姑 Don't do that anymore Don't do that to Aunt Dorothy
拜托 吃完后睡觉 You'll go to sleep after this
试试看这个 然后我… Just try this one and then I'll put you
我不喜欢你 这不好玩 I don't like you It's not funny
艾米 看这个 Amy look at this
她得重新粉刷厨房 She'll have to paint the kitchen
看看你自己 你看到坏女孩的模样了吗 Here look at yourself You see what a bad girl looks like
桃乐丝 Dorothy
我马上来 I'll be right there
艾米怎么样了 惹麻烦了吗 How's Amy Any trouble
没有 她是天使 Oh not at all She was an angel
你还好吗 Are you all right
没事 Fine
怎么了 What's the matter
现在说实话 你确定你没事吗 Tell the truth now Are you sure you're all right
有事 No
为什么 Why
我要和谁吃晚餐 Who am I going to have dinner with
天 我恨我自己这样 Oh God I hate myself for being like this
一你知道有意思的事吗 一什么 You know something funny What
我不想你误会 And I don't want you to take this the wrong way
但自从我见到你 我很感激有你这样的朋友 But since I met you I'm so grateful to have you as a friend
然而与此同时 And yet at the same time
我一辈子都没这么孤独 I've never felt lonelier in my whole life
就好像我想要我没办法拥有的东西 It's as though I want something that I just can't have
你懂我的意思吗 You know what I mean
懂吗 Do you
桃乐丝 茱莉 Dorothy Julie
天 让我解释 My God Let me explain
别说了 Don't say anything
有原因的 我理解 There's a reason I understand
不是那个原因 我不是你认为的那个人 That's not the reason I'm not who you think I am
等等 没人… Just wait a minute Nobody is
是我的原因 不 是我的原因 It's me No it's me
不 是我的原因 不 是我的原因 No it's me No it's me
我还没调整好 I'm not well adjusted enough
我肯定我有相同的冲动之情 I'm sure I've got the same impulses Obviously I did
别太早对那冲动下定论 那是很好的冲动 Don't jump to conclusions about that impulse
如果你看过我脱掉这身衣服的样子 If you could just see me out of these clothes
什么 What What
天 我爸爸 你得告诉他 That's my father You've got to tell him
告诉他 告诉他什么 Tell him Tell him what
那是玉米棒子 That I That's a corncob
你好 爸爸 Hi Dad
很好 Fine
我和桃乐丝在一起 I'm here with Dorothy
今晚不行 爸爸 等等 I can't tonight Daddy But wait
桃乐丝 你得见他 You've got to see him
我不在乎你告诉他什么 别再让他继续对你有好感 Just don't lead him on
请别逼我这么做 你得慢慢让他失望 Please don't make me do this You gotta let him down gently
不行 你欠我的 I can't You owe me that
你好 莱斯 我很好 你好吗 Hi Les I'm fine How are you
今晚 好的 今晚 Tonight sure Tonight
你喝什么 水 What'll you have Just water
水和波旁威士忌 我还是要不加冰的苏格兰威士忌 Water and bourbon Make that a straight scotch
苏格兰威士忌和波旁威士忌 Scotch and bourbon
我想要… I'd like to
我们跳舞吧 什么 Let's dance What
这是我最爱的舞蹈 真的 我不会跳舞 It's my favorite dance Oh really I don't dance
你会喜欢的 什么 You'll love it What
跟我来 我不… Follow me Follow me Please I don't
你知道吗 我不会跳舞 You know what I'd Really I'd rather not
放轻松 你很棒 Just relax You're very good
我妻子和我上过舞蹈课 我可以看出来 My wife and I took a course I could tell at once
埃米莉 我们爱你 你很美 Emily we love you You're fabulous
很棒 很棒 Just wonderful Wonderful
你本人甚至更美 谢谢 You're even prettier in person Thank you
抱歉 我忘了你站了一天 I'm sorry I forgot that you're on your feet all day
过来坐 对 我认为我们该坐下 Come on sit down Yes I think we should stop
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you Thank you
我很高兴你今晚能出来 I was happy you could come out tonight
我知道你通常要练习很多台词 I know you usually got a lot of lines to learn
我最好说 件事 我也想说 件事 There's something I'd better say I want to say something too
如果我们说的是同一件事 那会不会很有趣 Wouldn't it be funny if we both said the same thing
可能很好笑 但我怀疑不是一样的 It'd be hilarious But I doubt it
我的话很简单 反正我不擅长说话 Well mine's pretty simple I'm not too good with words anyway
我一辈子只拍过两张照片 I only took two pictures in my life
高中毕业和结婚的时候 my high school graduation and my wedding
我妻子在那两次都站在我身边 My wife stood next to me in both
我从没想过找某人替代她的位置 I never thought I'd want anybody to fill her place
上周末 一切都改变了 That changed last weekend
莱斯特 莱斯利 Lester Lesley
莱斯利 别打断我 Lesley Don't interrupt me
我得一次说完 否则我就表达不出本意了 I gotta do this in one go or I won't do it
我知道这有点快了 但我就是这样 I know this is kind of quick but that's how I am
我喜欢直言不讳 Never did believe in not getting down to it
现在别说话 Don't say anything now
我知道很快 但花时间想想看 I know it's fast But take time to think about it
如果你拒绝 至少我觉得你认真对待我 If you say no at least I'll feel you took me seriously
你介意吗 我得一个人静一静 Would you mind I just need to be alone
我想要尽快想想看 I'd like to start thinking it over as soon as possible
桃乐丝 Dorothy
这是噩梦 This is a nightmare
别生我的气 我得和你说话 Don't be angry I had to talk to you
你怎么知道我住哪 昨晚我跟踪你回家 How'd you know where I live I followed you
什么 跟踪我回家 我没勇气给你打电话 What Followed me home I didn't have the courage to phone you
我可以上去喝杯酒吗 不行 我头痛 Could I come up for a drink No you can't I have a headache
拜托 我只占用你很少的时间 Please I'll only take a tiny moment of your time
不 明天片场见 我们再谈 I'll see you on the set tomorrow and we'll talk about it
快点回家 你喝酒了吗 Go home Have you been drinking
天啊
你疯了吗 Shh Are you out of your cotton picking mind
上来 我在三楼 Come on up I'm on the third floor
快点 在别人报警之前 Hurry before someone calls the cops
天啊 Jesus
进来 但你只能待一分钟 Come in but you can just stay a minute
我能喝杯酒吗 只要有酒精就行 Can I have a drink Anything alcoholic will do
一杯酒 我就回家 好吧 但我… Just one drink and I'll go Oh all right but I
不错的镜子 Nice mirror
给你 Here
什么事等不急要告诉我 What is it that couldn't wait
桃乐丝 什么
我只是位没有天赋的过气演员 I'm just an untalented old has been
你曾红过吗 Were you ever famous
没有 那你怎么会过气 No Then how can you be a has been
我喜欢你说话不饶人 I love the way you never let me get away with anything
桃乐丝 什么事 Dorothy Yes
我想要你 什么 I want you Pardon
我从没有这么想要一个女人 拜托 改天再说 I've never wanted a woman this much Please Perhaps another time
拒绝我 那会杀死我 Turn me away it'll kill me
我不想与人交往 那么就只要性爱 I don't want emotional involvement I'll take sex
我不想伤害你 我不介意 I don't want to hurt you I don't mind
该死 Oh shit
约翰·范·霍恩 这是杰夫·斯莱特 John Van Horn Jeff Slater
杰夫·斯莱特 这是约翰·范·霍恩 Jeff Slater John Van Horn
你好吗 你好吗 How do you do How do you do
我这就走 再好不过了 I'll be going I think it's best
天 我希望我没有… 不 我希望我没有… Gee I hope I haven't No I hope I haven't
我想要你知道… I want you to know for the record
今晚没发生什么事 that nothing happened here tonight
谢谢 约翰 Thank you John
抱歉 桃乐丝 I'm sorry Dorothy
我不知道 很抱歉 I didn't understand I'm really sorry
请不要把这件事告诉别人 Please don't talk about this
我的嘴很严 My lips are sealed
荡妇 You slut
别开玩笑 Look don't start in with me Don't do that
强奸不好笑 Rape is not a laughing matter
那家伙想要我 That guy wanted me
你不会相信我今晚的经历 You cannot believe the night I have had tonight
我认为我可以想象出来 不 I think I can imagine No you can't
我看见他的眼睛 我有大麻烦了 I saw his eyes I was in trouble
如果你没进来 我明早就要上新闻了 If you don't come in I'm in the Daily News the next day
你怎么会让他进来 How did you ever let him in
什么叫我怎么会让他进来 他唱歌 What do you mean He was singing
他唱的好吗 你… Is he that good a singer What do you
是他 That's him
说我在卧室哭 别让他进来 Say I'm in the bedroom crying Don't let him in
麦克 是珊蒂 Michael It's Sandy
是珊蒂 Sandy It's Sandy
我不能让她看到我这样 I can't let her see me like this
我听到你们在家 I hear you in there
杰夫 开门 是我 珊蒂 开门 Open the door It's me Sandy Open the door
珊蒂 是你吗 是的 Sandy is that you Yes
现在几点了 我猜我睡着了 What time is it I fell asleep I guess
我正做噩梦 你也在其中 I was having a nightmare and you were in it
麦克在洗澡 Mike's in the shower
我在洗澡 眼睛里进了肥皂 我马上出来 I'm in the shower I got soap in my eyes
我没穿衣服 我的衣服在另一间房间 I'm not dressed
我刚刚在睡觉 做梦 I was asleep I was dreaming
你在我的梦里 你有很大的牙齿 但是你还是很好看 You were in my dream You had big teeth
我有很大的什么 I had big what
我得穿衣服 你们在开派对吗 I gotta get something on Are you having a party
我在洗澡 开水 I'm in the shower Turn on the water
卡出了 眼睛里有肥皂 没水出来 It's stuck I got soap in my eyes and there's no water coming out
我出不来 眼睛里有肥皂 I can't come out with soap in my eyes
杰夫 开门 Open the door
我可以听到你们在家 开门 麦克 I can hear you in there you guys Open the door
开门 门是开的 Open this door The door was open
你 定认为我真的很蠢 You must think I'm really stupid
没人当面说你蠢 No one would say it to your face
我在外面十分钟了 I've been out there for 10 minutes
听上去这里在开派对 +It sounded like a party in here
麦克在洗澡 Well Mike was in the shower You know
你好 我刚刚去洗澡了 他去洗澡了 Hi I was taking a shower He was in the shower
洗得舒服吗 洗得舒服 Good shower Good shower
你为何不回我的电话 Why haven't you returned my phone calls
既然我醒了 我去写剧本 借过 I'll go do some writing Excuse me
等等 我马上回来 我有礼物送你 Wait I'll be back I got a present for you
两个混蛋 Pigs
我很高兴你来了 我一直想把它送给你 I'm glad you came over I've been meaning to give this to you
我猜这意味着我们没问题 没问题 是不是 I suppose this means nothing's wrong Nothing is Is it
我这一周都在给你打电话 你从来没回过 I've called you all week and you haven't called back
你把我当做笨蛋 你在说什么 You treat me like I'm a jerk What
我打电话 你不回 不… I called and you didn't call back No it's
新答录机不好用 我得自己回电话 My new answering machine is no good I'll answer my own calls
我逛了六家店给你买你最爱吃的 裹巧克力的樱桃 I went to six stores for your favorite Chocolate covered cherries
你真好 还有一张卡 That's sweet Oh and a card
不 别读 Oh yeah No no Don't don't read it
我写的时候很生气 I was very angry when I wrote that
谢谢你那晚在壁炉前陪我 "Thank you for the lovely night in front of the fire
想你 莱斯 Missing you Les "
不是送我的 这是其他女孩的糖 This isn't for me It's another girl's candy
我不会送你其他女孩的糖 我发誓 I wouldn't give you another girl's candy
那这是谁的 我的 Then whose is it Mine
叫莱斯的男人送你糖 A guy named Les sends you candy
对 他是我的朋友 他不能吃糖果 糖尿病 Yes He's a friend of mine He can't eat candy He's diabetic
他为何感谢你那晚在壁炉前陪他 Why is he thanking you for a lovely night in front of the fire
我不知道 My mind's a blank
麦克
你是同性恋吗 Are you gay
你怎么会有这种想法 In what sense
说实话 一辈子就一次 说实话 Just be honest with me For once in your life tell the truth
因为这些故事是在侮辱我 Because these stories are very demeaning to me
无论真相有多糟糕 No matter how bad the truth is
这不会像不诚实那样撕裂你的心 it doesn't tear you apart inside like dishonesty
至少你留有自重和尊严 At least it leaves you with some self respect and some dignity
你说得对 You're right
好的 Okay Okay
我不再对你撒谎了 I'm not gonna lie to you anymore
我要告诉你真相 珊蒂 I'm gonna tell you the truth Sandy
我爱上另一个女人了 I'm in love with another woman
你说什么 What are you saying
珊蒂 拜托 骗子 Sandy please Don't You liar
我们从没说过我们爱彼此 We never said "I love you "
我们上过一次床 我不在乎 We went to bed one time I don't care
你是好朋友 但我们别假装 我们之间还有别的感情 You're a dear friend But let's not pretend it was something else
我们会失去我们所有的一切 We're gonna lose everything
我不在乎爱情 我读过《The Second Sex》 I don't care about "I love you " I read The Second Sex
还有《The Cinderella Complex》 我为我自己的感情负责 and The Cinderella Complex I'm responsible for my own orgasms
我只是不喜欢被欺骗 I just don't like to be lied to
你要我对你说实话 You asked me to be straight with you
我没说我会有什么感觉 对吗 I didn't say how I'd feel about it
我能做什么 你没办法为我做什么 What can I do There's nothing you can do for me
我得感受这种感觉 I just have to feel like this
你得知道这是你害我的 and you have to know you made me feel this way
我们还是朋友吗 不是 Aren't we still friends No
朋友不会这么对我 只有恋人才会 I don't take this shit from friends only from lovers
等等 戏剧怎么办 怎么办 Wait what about the play What about it
我应该告诉你 老娘不干了 I should tell you to shove your play
但我不会 因为我不会 让我的失望之情… But I won't because I never allow personal despair
毁掉我的事业 to ruin my professional commitments
我是专业的女演员 I am a professional actress
这真的是裹巧克力的樱桃吗 So are these real chocolate covered cherries
我认为是的 I think so
彩排时见 珊蒂 See you at rehearsal Oh Sandy
别给我打电话 Don't call me
现在是凌晨两点 不能等天亮吗 It's 2 a m Can't this wait
我不在乎现在是几点 十天内让我脱离剧组 I don't care Get me off this show in 10 days
不可能 那我自己找新经纪人 It's impossible Then I'm getting a new agent
你伤害了我的感情 发生了什么 You hurt my feelings What happened
我和她说了茱莉的事 她认为我是同性恋 I told her about Julie She thinks I'm gay
茱莉认为你是同性恋 不 我的朋友珊蒂 Julie thinks your gay No my friend Sandy
和她睡过 Well sleep with her
她还是认为我是同性恋 那不好 I did and she still thinks I'm gay Oh that's not so good
我得恢复正常生活 你有很多厉害律师 I gotta get back to my life You got lots of lawyers
一定有办法让我脱离剧组 there must be a way to get me out of this show
我们谈过了 桃乐丝为何不能遇到意外 We've been through this Why can't Dorothy have an accident
我们可以好好想象 不是太难 We can use our imaginations This isn't too tough
杀死某人 带回尸体 但她最好长得像你 Kill somebody and bring back the stiff but she'd better look like you
那些人不会错过机会的 这些人是好人 They don't miss a trick These are nice good people
你从何时起在乎其他人的感受 Since when do you care so much about what other people feel
你应该看看茱莉的脸 她那时认为我是女同性恋 You should have seen Julie's face when she thought I was a lesbian
女同性恋 你刚刚说的是男同性恋 Lesbian You just said "gay "
珊蒂认为我是男同性恋 茱莉认为我是女同性恋 Sandy thinks I'm gay Julie thinks I'm a lesbian
我以为桃乐丝不是同性恋 她不是同性恋 I thought Dorothy was straight She is
莱斯是世界上最好的男人 他要我嫁给他 Les the sweetest man in the world asked me to marry him
叫莱斯的男人想要你嫁给他 A guy named Les wants to marry you
对 想要娶桃乐丝 Yeah No wants to marry Dorothy
他知道她是同性恋吗 她不是同性恋 He knows she's a lesbian She's not
我知道 但他知道吗 知道什么 I know that but does he Know what
我不知道 That Well I don't know
你知道他给我一枚戒指吗 钻石戒指 You know he gave me a ring He gave me a diamond ring
你说什么 什么意思 我说… What did you say
我得好好想想 "I got to think it over "
我进了女厕所 差点对洗手池尿尿 我遇到麻烦了 I went in the ladies' room and almost pissed in the sink
13号开始 14号准备 Thirteen's up Ready 14
把3号拉到130的位置 Widen E Pull three to 130
停 停止录像 Cut it Stop tape
我们要短暂休息一下 We're gonna take a short break people
停下来 计划稍微有些变动 Hold it hold it Slight change of plans children
即将被开除的剪辑人员 在今天要上映的第二卷录像带上… Our future ex tape editor spilled a bottle of celery tonic
撒上了 瓶芹菜开胃水 on the second reel of the show airing today
所以我们得现场直播 埃米莉的派对场景 So we have to redo Emily's party scene live
直播 快点 Live Quick like bunnies
你们有26分钟 去换衣服 You have 26 minutes Get into wardrobe
但丽塔… 别担心 But Rita
你只有几句台词 You've only got a few lines
我不明白为何不能用那录像带 Well I don't see why we can't use the tape
只是因为它有点粘 Just because it's a little sticky
对他们解释 安排必须灵活 Explain to them that the hours have to be flexible
不… No
我… And I would
我能给你回电话吗 谢谢 Can I call you back Thank you
天 桃乐丝 我不能 My God Dorothy I just Really I can't
送艾米的 It's for Amy
谢谢 Oh thanks
很好 That's nice
我不知道怎么说… 我希望你别说了 I don't know how to say this I wish you wouldn't
我明白你昨晚不能告诉我爸爸 I understand that you weren't able to tell my dad last night
如果我对他解释 那样对我们都好 So it'd be better for all of us if I tried to explain it to him
如果我没说过去几周 Look I wouldn't be honest if I didn't tell you
你对我有多重要 那我就是不诚实 how much you've meant to me these past couple weeks
你教我如何坚持自我 因为你总是那么做 You taught me how to stand up for myself because you always do
你教我别再躲藏 做自己 You taught me to stop hiding and just be myself
因为你总是做你自己 because you're always yourself
我很感谢你 I'm grateful to you
但… But
我只是… Well I just
我不能再见你了 I just can't see you anymore you know
我觉得这是在哄骗你 对你不公平 I just feel it would be leading you on It wouldn't be fair to you
我真的爱你 桃乐丝 I really love you Dorothy
但我不能… But I can't
我不能爱你 I can't love you
大家立刻各就各位 Places everybody Immediately
15秒后播广告 Fifteen seconds to commercial
我不在乎你怎么做 I don't care how you get there
这是埃米莉一生最重要的一晚 This is the most important night in Emily's life
我们都要去向她致敬 包括你 We're all going to be there to honor her including you
待命 安静 Stand by Quiet please on the floor Stand by
22号和23号下到18号的位置 Twenty two and 23 come down to 18
停下 很好 Hold it That's good
5 4 3… Five four three
我们举杯欢迎贵宾 埃米莉·金伯利女士 Let's raise our glasses to our guest of honor Ms Emily Kimberly
我们期待你… We're looking forward to having you grace us with your presence
陪伴我们很多年 for many years to come
谢谢 戈登 我很感动 Thank you Gordon I can't tell you all how moved I am
我从没想过… I never in my wildest dreams
我会被这么多真爱包围 imagined that I would be the object of so much genuine affection
这使得我接下来要说的话 更难以启齿 It makes it more difficult for me to say what I'm now going to say
该是坦白一切的时候了 I do feel it's time to set the record straight
我不只是以行政主管的身分 来到这里 I didn't come here just as an administrator
我来这医院解决一个宿怨 I came to this hospital to settle a score
什么宿怨 我父亲建的这家医院 What score My father built this hospital
但对于他的家庭而言 But to his family
他是个暴君 是个绝对过时的老顽固 he was an unmerciful tyrant An absolute dodo bird
不 别在直播的时间即兴创作 Oh no Not live
看看她说什么 Let's see where she goes
他让我母亲借酒消愁 He drove my mother to drink
事实上 她有一次去骑马 摔掉了所有牙齿 In fact she went riding one time and lost all her teeth
什么 What What
最年长的女儿 漂亮迷人的女孩 the oldest daughter the pretty charming one became pregnant
15岁时怀孕了 被赶出家门 at 15 and was driven out of the house
实际上她很害怕她女儿… She was so terrified that her daughter
会变成私生子 would bear the stigma of illegitimacy
她改了名字 搬到丹吉尔之后 she changed her name and contracted a disfiguring disease
感染上令人变得丑陋的疾病后 她在那里将女孩当做妹妹养大 after moving to Tangiers where she raised the girl as her sister
但她希望… But her one ambition
这一幕和本剧有任何关联吗 Any preference of shots on this one
成为一名护士 was to become a nurse
所以她回到美国 加入西南综合医院 So she returned to the States and joined the staff right here
成为这里的一员 at Southwest General
她在这里工作 她知道见到不公平 没人性的事时 She worked here and had to speak out
她得大声疾呼 wherever she saw injustice and inhumanity
上帝拯救我们 你明白吗 布鲁斯特医生 Don't you understand that Dr Brewster
我从没碰过她一根手指 I never laid a hand on her
你伤害过她 所有护士都不理睬她 Yes you did She was shunned by all you nurses too
拍点东西 不要拍背部 Give me something one Not backs
2号和3号 到左边和右边 Two and three go left and right
2号到左边 3号到右边 No two go left Three go right
她的惊人之语威胁到你的医生们 Her outspokenness threatened you doctors
但她的弟弟却十分… But she was deeply deeply deeply loved
爱她 她弟弟 by her brother Her brother
她弟弟在她去世那天 This brother on the day of her death
发誓他将追随她的脚步 swore to the good Lord above he'd follow in her footsteps
而且… And and and
他要… just just just
别惊慌失措 Don't don't don't panic
以她的名义 owe it all up to her But on her terms
又开始了 作为一个女人 Here come the terms As a woman
为当女人而骄傲 and just as proud to be a woman
像她从前一样 as she ever was
我不是埃米莉·金伯利 for I am not Emily Kimberly
杜恩和阿尔玛·金伯利的… the daughter of Dwayne
女儿 and Alma Kimberly
我不是的 No I'm not
我是爱德华·金伯利 安西娅鲁莽的弟弟 I'm Edward Kimberly Anthea's reckless brother
天啊 Holy Christ
爱德华·金伯利 他最终为姐姐维护了名声 Edward Kimberly who's finally vindicated his sister's good name
我是爱德华·金伯利 I'm Edward Kimberly
爱德华·金伯利 Edward Kimberly
我会倒大霉 我没有心理疾病 但是很骄傲… I'll be damned I'm not mentally ill but proud
很幸运地成为这个女人 这是我作为男人 一生中最好的角色 and lucky to be the woman that was the best part of my manhood
我自己一生中最棒的角色 The best part of myself
这真的是座怪医院 That is one nutty hospital
我知道她不喜欢我是有原因的 I knew there was a reason she didn't like me
播广告 停 Cut it
停 Cut
杰夫知道吗 Does Jeff know
（雪城剧院 下一出戏剧）
（编剧：杰夫·斯莱特）
（麦克·多尔西 与珊蒂·莱斯特的新剧）
你好 罗伯特 Hey Robert
你好 莱斯 Hi Les
超过它 Get him
好棒 All right
超过它 超过它 加油 Get him Get him Get him Oh come on
我认为你想拿回去 出去 I thought you'd want it back Outside
出去再给我 Give it to me outside
你为何那么做 Why'd you do it
我需要那份工作 I needed the work
你还活着的唯一原因 是因为我没吻过你 The only reason you're still living is because I never kissed you
我希望你喜欢吃那巧克力 I hope you enjoyed the chocolates
我送给一个女孩了 I gave them to a girl
我也是 我以为我送的人是女孩 So did I I thought
你喜欢吗 Do you like them
巧克力 女人 Chocolates Girls
我喜欢茱莉 I like Julie
我认为我爱茱莉 I think I love Julie
穿裙子是很有趣的示爱方式 Wearing a dress is a funny way to show it
我知道 我道歉 I know I apologize
事实上你是不错的同伴 The truth is you were okay company
你也是 So were you
要是不和你跳舞就好了 I could have done without the dancing
你剐匕得很棒 You know you're very good
我现在与真女人约会了 真的吗 I'm seeing a real nice woman now Oh really
你认为我没查过她的性别 You think I didn't check her out
我能请你喝杯啤酒吗 Can I buy you a beer
如果你带够钱的话 可以啊 You got six bits Yeah
能给我两杯啤酒吗 Can I have a couple of beers
茱莉提过我吗 Does Julie ever mention me
出租车 Taxi
谢谢 Thank you
你好 Hi
我见过你父亲 I saw your father
我开车去见他 在他常去的酒吧 I drove up to see him in that bar he hangs out at
他不常去 He doesn't hang out there
是的 我忘了 Oh yeah I forgot
艾米怎么样了 还行 How's Amy Fine
你爸爸和我喝了两杯啤酒 打了一局桌球 Your dad and I had a couple of beers and shot a good game of pool
我们玩得很开心 We had a really good time together
怎么样 How's it going
泰瑞·毕晓普回来演戏 爱普尔丢掉了放射科执照 Terry Bishop's back on the show April lost her license
我是说你的情况 我知道你的意思 I meant with you I know what you meant
你揭露真实性别后很出名 So you're pretty hot after your unveiling
你下一个成就是什么 What's your next triumph
我要与两个朋友演戏剧… I'm going to do this play with
很好 我得叫出租车 茱莉 Good I've gotta catch a cab
我能偶尔给你打电话吗 Can I call you sometime
我不想耽误你的时间 Look I don't want to hold you up
我这样做是为了这工作 我不想伤害任何人 I just did it for the work I didn't mean to hurt anybody
特别是你 Especially you
我想念桃乐丝 I miss Dorothy
没必要 You don't have to
她就在这里 She's right here
她想念你 And she misses you
你不认识我男人的一面 Look you don't know me from Adam
但我作为女人和你在一起时 But I was a better man with you as a woman
比我作为男人和女人在一起时要好 than I ever was with a woman as a man
你懂我的意思吗 You know what I mean
我得学习怎样作为男人对你好 I just gotta learn to do it without the dress
此时 就我们的关系而言 At this point there might be
我作为男人也许会有优势 an advantage to my wearing pants
困难的部分过去了 The hard part's over you know
我们已经… We were already
是好朋友 good friends
你能借我那件黄衣服吗 Will you loan me that little yellow outfit
哪件 Which one
侯斯顿的 侯斯顿的 The Halston The Halston
不行 Oh no
你会弄坏的 麦克 You'll ruin it
你会在上面撒上葡萄酒 我不会的 You'll spill wine all over it I will not
我会借给你 但你得还给我 那是我最爱的… I'll loan it to you but you gotta give it back It's my favorite
你还要它有什么用 What are you gonna use it for